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Joyce Nkya
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Jan 27, 2017
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Arifa
Guest
Jan 25, 2017
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Raha
Guest
Dec 24, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 19, 2016
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 15, 2016
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Dec 11, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Dec 11, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Dec 5, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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John Mushi
Guest
Dec 3, 2016
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 30, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Biashara
Guest
Nov 28, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 26, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Nov 16, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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David Ochieng
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Salum
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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David Chacha
Guest
Nov 3, 2016
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 30, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Mzee
Guest
Oct 11, 2016
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Mariam
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Khalifa
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Mwagonda
Guest
Sep 12, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Aug 15, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Aug 13, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Aug 3, 2016
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Leila
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jul 14, 2016
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Kassim
Guest
Jul 13, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Ahmed
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Mashaka
Guest
Jun 12, 2016
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Yusuf
Guest
Jun 7, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jun 2, 2016
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Baraka
Guest
May 28, 2016
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 21, 2016
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
May 6, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Selemani
Guest
May 2, 2016
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Zakia
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 22, 2016
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Nuru
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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John Malisa
Guest
Mar 13, 2016
😁 This is gold!
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James Kimani
Guest
Mar 13, 2016
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Mar 5, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Shukuru
Guest
Feb 28, 2016
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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John Mwangi
Guest
Feb 16, 2016
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Rahma
Guest
Feb 14, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Mwafirika
Guest
Feb 12, 2016
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Nahida
Guest
Feb 11, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
