What did the snowman order at Wendy’s®?

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on January 18, 2017

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 11, 2017

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 9, 2017

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Charles Mchome (Guest) on January 7, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on January 5, 2017

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

James Kimani (Guest) on January 1, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 29, 2016

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Husna (Guest) on December 26, 2016

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Kazija (Guest) on December 25, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on December 18, 2016

🤣 This one’s fire!

Khamis (Guest) on December 17, 2016

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Zakaria (Guest) on December 13, 2016

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Khalifa (Guest) on December 5, 2016

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Mohamed (Guest) on November 24, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Mhina (Guest) on November 22, 2016

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 19, 2016

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 14, 2016

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 10, 2016

😆 That punchline was epic!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 7, 2016

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on October 29, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on October 26, 2016

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Juma (Guest) on October 20, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 16, 2016

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Jafari (Guest) on October 9, 2016

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 9, 2016

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 7, 2016

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on October 7, 2016

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Makame (Guest) on September 30, 2016

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Khatib (Guest) on September 27, 2016

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

David Chacha (Guest) on September 15, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Hamida (Guest) on September 12, 2016

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Mwajabu (Guest) on September 10, 2016

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 7, 2016

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 6, 2016

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 23, 2016

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 17, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Husna (Guest) on August 11, 2016

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on August 7, 2016

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on August 3, 2016

😂 Gotta save this!

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on July 23, 2016

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 15, 2016

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 3, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Rubea (Guest) on June 14, 2016

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on June 12, 2016

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Issack (Guest) on June 1, 2016

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Nashon (Guest) on May 28, 2016

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 22, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Furaha (Guest) on May 21, 2016

😂 This joke just made my day!

Rehema (Guest) on May 13, 2016

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 11, 2016

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Ahmed (Guest) on April 17, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 15, 2016

😁 Added to my favorites!

Warda (Guest) on April 14, 2016

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 8, 2016

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on April 3, 2016

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 29, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 27, 2016

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 24, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 23, 2016

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Hamida (Guest) on March 17, 2016

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔