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Daudi
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Apr 28, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Shamim
Guest
Apr 27, 2017
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Apr 21, 2017
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Hashim
Guest
Apr 20, 2017
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Ramadhan
Guest
Apr 13, 2017
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Apr 12, 2017
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Apr 10, 2017
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Fadhila
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Kijakazi
Guest
Apr 7, 2017
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Kijakazi
Guest
Mar 30, 2017
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Athumani
Guest
Mar 30, 2017
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Daudi
Guest
Mar 29, 2017
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Mar 18, 2017
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 14, 2017
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 9, 2017
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Mar 2, 2017
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Sekela
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Fikiri
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Feb 1, 2017
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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David Ochieng
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jan 9, 2017
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Ibrahim
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Abubakari
Guest
Dec 16, 2016
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Warda
Guest
Dec 2, 2016
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Azima
Guest
Nov 18, 2016
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 17, 2016
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mwanais
Guest
Nov 5, 2016
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Nov 5, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Wande
Guest
Oct 31, 2016
😆 This one really got me!
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Farida
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Kahina
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Amir
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Ann Awino
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Oct 1, 2016
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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James Kimani
Guest
Sep 30, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Sep 8, 2016
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Sep 7, 2016
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Amani
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Jabir
Guest
Sep 4, 2016
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆
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Safiya
Guest
Aug 30, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Sumaya
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Aug 16, 2016
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Mwalimu
Guest
Jul 25, 2016
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Mashaka
Guest
Jul 3, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 30, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 25, 2016
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jun 23, 2016
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jun 16, 2016
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jun 15, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Makame
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
