What do you call a fly with no wings?

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 13, 2017

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Grace Minja (Guest) on April 2, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on March 28, 2017

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 21, 2017

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Nassar (Guest) on March 11, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on March 2, 2017

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on February 28, 2017

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Ann Wambui (Guest) on February 20, 2017

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on February 18, 2017

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 14, 2017

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Halima (Guest) on February 4, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on February 1, 2017

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 28, 2017

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 23, 2017

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 10, 2017

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Sultan (Guest) on January 9, 2017

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 8, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Zakia (Guest) on January 7, 2017

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 1, 2017

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Umi (Guest) on December 18, 2016

Thanks Ackyshine

John Lissu (Guest) on December 16, 2016

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Masika (Guest) on December 11, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on December 6, 2016

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Mohamed (Guest) on December 3, 2016

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Mwalimu (Guest) on November 24, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Safiya (Guest) on November 22, 2016

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 20, 2016

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 14, 2016

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Zainab (Guest) on November 6, 2016

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Jafari (Guest) on October 30, 2016

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on October 29, 2016

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Mwagonda (Guest) on October 20, 2016

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 19, 2016

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

James Kawawa (Guest) on October 14, 2016

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 7, 2016

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 5, 2016

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Shani (Guest) on August 26, 2016

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Chiku (Guest) on August 18, 2016

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Mgeni (Guest) on August 1, 2016

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Latifa (Guest) on July 30, 2016

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 13, 2016

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Bakari (Guest) on June 29, 2016

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Neema (Guest) on June 22, 2016

😁 This made my day!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 15, 2016

😃 Instant mood boost!

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 15, 2016

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Bahati (Guest) on June 14, 2016

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 13, 2016

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Zawadi (Guest) on June 13, 2016

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 12, 2016

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on June 7, 2016

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 31, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Rukia (Guest) on May 21, 2016

😅 I needed that laugh!

Muslima (Guest) on May 13, 2016

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 12, 2016

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Farida (Guest) on May 6, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Francis Mrope (Guest) on April 24, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Peter Otieno (Guest) on April 24, 2016

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Masika (Guest) on April 15, 2016

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 9, 2016

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Kahina (Guest) on April 5, 2016

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳