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Vincent Mwangangi
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Apr 9, 2017
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Makame
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
😄 Perfect joke!
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 6, 2017
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Apr 5, 2017
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Masika
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Apr 1, 2017
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Rahim
Guest
Mar 20, 2017
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Mar 7, 2017
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 6, 2017
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Mar 4, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Nashon
Guest
Feb 27, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Feb 20, 2017
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Abdullah
Guest
Feb 8, 2017
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Jaffar
Guest
Jan 15, 2017
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jan 11, 2017
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Dec 31, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Nchi
Guest
Dec 26, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 25, 2016
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Dec 23, 2016
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Dec 3, 2016
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Nov 23, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Nov 11, 2016
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Bakari
Guest
Nov 6, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Nov 1, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Farida
Guest
Oct 30, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Latifa
Guest
Oct 29, 2016
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Oct 20, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Nyota
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Jamal
Guest
Oct 6, 2016
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♂️💨
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Aug 26, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Leila
Guest
Aug 21, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Raha
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Zuhura
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Masika
Guest
Jul 12, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 7, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Jun 5, 2016
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Fatuma
Guest
Jun 4, 2016
🤣 Pure genius!
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
May 18, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Zakaria
Guest
May 10, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Apr 28, 2016
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 16, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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George Mallya
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Kheri
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Mhina
Guest
Apr 6, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Hassan
Guest
Mar 28, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Zakaria
Guest
Mar 27, 2016
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Mar 18, 2016
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Rashid
Guest
Mar 16, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Sumaya
Guest
Mar 11, 2016
😆 That punchline was epic!
