What does Santa clean his sleigh with?

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on April 9, 2017

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Makame (Guest) on April 8, 2017

😄 Perfect joke!

Kiza (Guest) on April 6, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 6, 2017

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 5, 2017

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Hawa (Guest) on April 4, 2017

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Zainab (Guest) on April 4, 2017

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Masika (Guest) on April 4, 2017

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 1, 2017

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Rahim (Guest) on March 20, 2017

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 16, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on March 7, 2017

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 6, 2017

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 4, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Nashon (Guest) on February 27, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 20, 2017

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Abdullah (Guest) on February 8, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 23, 2017

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Jaffar (Guest) on January 15, 2017

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 11, 2017

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 31, 2016

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Nchi (Guest) on December 26, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 25, 2016

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on December 23, 2016

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on December 3, 2016

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 23, 2016

🤣 This one’s fire!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on November 13, 2016

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on November 11, 2016

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Bakari (Guest) on November 6, 2016

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 1, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Farida (Guest) on October 30, 2016

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Latifa (Guest) on October 29, 2016

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on October 20, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Nyota (Guest) on October 17, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Jamal (Guest) on October 6, 2016

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on September 19, 2016

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 11, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 26, 2016

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Leila (Guest) on August 21, 2016

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Raha (Guest) on July 31, 2016

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Zuhura (Guest) on July 24, 2016

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Mwanais (Guest) on July 16, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Masika (Guest) on July 12, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 7, 2016

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on June 14, 2016

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Michael Mboya (Guest) on June 5, 2016

😆 Bookmarking this!

Fatuma (Guest) on June 4, 2016

🤣 Pure genius!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 18, 2016

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Zakaria (Guest) on May 10, 2016

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 28, 2016

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 16, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

George Mallya (Guest) on April 13, 2016

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Kheri (Guest) on April 6, 2016

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Mhina (Guest) on April 6, 2016

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Hassan (Guest) on March 28, 2016

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Zakaria (Guest) on March 27, 2016

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 20, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 18, 2016

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Rashid (Guest) on March 16, 2016

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Sumaya (Guest) on March 11, 2016

😆 That punchline was epic!