George Mallya (Guest) on February 4, 2017

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

George Ndungu (Guest) on January 27, 2017

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on January 24, 2017

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Wande (Guest) on January 23, 2017

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Halima (Guest) on January 16, 2017

😆 Totally hilarious!

Khadija (Guest) on January 15, 2017

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Salma (Guest) on January 15, 2017

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 11, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Peter Mbise (Guest) on January 7, 2017

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 5, 2017

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Saidi (Guest) on December 31, 2016

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 14, 2016

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Hashim (Guest) on December 10, 2016

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Khadija (Guest) on December 6, 2016

😆 Rolling on the floor!

David Ochieng (Guest) on November 30, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Victor Kimario (Guest) on November 28, 2016

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Abdillah (Guest) on November 15, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Peter Mbise (Guest) on November 7, 2016

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Khatib (Guest) on November 7, 2016

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 28, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Athumani (Guest) on October 10, 2016

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 6, 2016

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Mzee (Guest) on October 2, 2016

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

John Malisa (Guest) on October 2, 2016

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on October 1, 2016

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 30, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

James Mduma (Guest) on September 19, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Zubeida (Guest) on September 18, 2016

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Shukuru (Guest) on September 16, 2016

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Khamis (Guest) on September 10, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Nashon (Guest) on September 9, 2016

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on September 6, 2016

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 22, 2016

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 15, 2016

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Omari (Guest) on August 13, 2016

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Rubea (Guest) on August 6, 2016

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Safiya (Guest) on August 3, 2016

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Fatuma (Guest) on July 30, 2016

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on July 28, 2016

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 27, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Maimuna (Guest) on July 27, 2016

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Furaha (Guest) on July 16, 2016

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Abubakar (Guest) on July 6, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Warda (Guest) on July 4, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 25, 2016

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Abdullah (Guest) on May 22, 2016

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Josephine (Guest) on May 20, 2016

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Janet Wambura (Guest) on May 10, 2016

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Nasra (Guest) on May 9, 2016

😅 I needed that!

Mazrui (Guest) on May 8, 2016

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

John Lissu (Guest) on April 17, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 7, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Neema (Guest) on April 5, 2016

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 3, 2016

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 2, 2016

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 22, 2016

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 22, 2016

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 19, 2016

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 12, 2016

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 28, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅