What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on February 27, 2017

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 26, 2017

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 26, 2017

😆 Totally hilarious!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on February 24, 2017

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 16, 2017

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Nahida (Guest) on February 5, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 30, 2017

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Khatib (Guest) on January 29, 2017

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 19, 2017

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Kheri (Guest) on January 14, 2017

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Hamida (Guest) on January 12, 2017

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 11, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Khalifa (Guest) on January 5, 2017

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Yusuf (Guest) on December 31, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 31, 2016

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Mtumwa (Guest) on December 24, 2016

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 21, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 18, 2016

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Neema (Guest) on December 12, 2016

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 11, 2016

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Salum (Guest) on December 7, 2016

😄 Nailed it!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 2, 2016

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 29, 2016

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Robert Okello (Guest) on November 23, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Mzee (Guest) on November 22, 2016

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 22, 2016

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Warda (Guest) on November 15, 2016

😂 Gotta save this!

Saidi (Guest) on November 15, 2016

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Mwanaidi (Guest) on November 14, 2016

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 13, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 9, 2016

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 5, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Chris Okello (Guest) on November 3, 2016

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on November 2, 2016

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on October 29, 2016

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Victor Kamau (Guest) on October 28, 2016

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Nashon (Guest) on October 17, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 17, 2016

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 3, 2016

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 30, 2016

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 24, 2016

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Raha (Guest) on September 22, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on September 19, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 19, 2016

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

David Nyerere (Guest) on September 18, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on September 13, 2016

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Aziza (Guest) on September 11, 2016

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on August 31, 2016

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on August 29, 2016

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on August 28, 2016

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Nchi (Guest) on August 18, 2016

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Anna Malela (Guest) on July 22, 2016

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 14, 2016

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Brian Karanja (Guest) on July 13, 2016

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Jamal (Guest) on July 8, 2016

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 4, 2016

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Grace Mushi (Guest) on June 22, 2016

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Omari (Guest) on June 9, 2016

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Ali (Guest) on June 8, 2016

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 22, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪