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Mohamed
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Feb 17, 2017
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
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Hamida
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Feb 15, 2017
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. ๐ผ๐คฃ
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Ann Awino
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Feb 7, 2017
Whatโs a skeletonโs least favorite room in the house? The living room! ๐๐๏ธ
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Mwinyi
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Feb 5, 2017
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Neema
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Jan 29, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
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Francis Mtangi
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Jan 6, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐๐
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Christopher Oloo
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Jan 6, 2017
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
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Anna Mahiga
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Jan 6, 2017
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
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Joyce Mussa
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Jan 3, 2017
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
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Nashon
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Jan 2, 2017
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! ๐ธ๐
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Nancy Komba
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Dec 9, 2016
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
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Mary Mrope
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Dec 3, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
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Peter Otieno
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Nov 28, 2016
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
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Mariam
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Nov 27, 2016
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
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James Malima
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Nov 25, 2016
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
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Mohamed
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
๐ This just made my day!
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Safiya
Guest
Nov 1, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
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Asha
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Oct 23, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
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Maida
Guest
Oct 23, 2016
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
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Muslima
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Oct 23, 2016
Iโve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Mwanais
Guest
Oct 20, 2016
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. ๐ด
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Mgeni
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Oct 20, 2016
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
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Elizabeth Mrema
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Oct 8, 2016
I donโt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donโt even know you.' Weโve been Facebook friends for two years! ๐ฑ๐
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Rose Waithera
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Oct 7, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. โ๐จโ๐ผ
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Emily Chepngeno
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Oct 6, 2016
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐๐ด
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 28, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
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Irene Makena
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
Why donโt sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! ๐ฆ๐คก
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Kevin Maina
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Sep 26, 2016
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
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Salima
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
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Samson Tibaijuka
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Aug 25, 2016
๐ So funny!
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Diana Mumbua
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Aug 23, 2016
Iโm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. ๐ฆ๐
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Fredrick Mutiso
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Aug 23, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
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Peter Otieno
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Aug 19, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
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James Malima
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Aug 19, 2016
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Philip Nyaga
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Aug 11, 2016
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! ๐คฃ
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Hashim
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Aug 10, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
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Brian Karanja
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Aug 8, 2016
๐ This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Esther Nyambura
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Aug 8, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
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Nancy Komba
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Jul 30, 2016
Iโve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐๐
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David Chacha
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Jul 24, 2016
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Mwanakhamis
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Jul 16, 2016
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
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Kazija
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Jul 15, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
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Jane Muthui
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Jul 1, 2016
This joke deserves an award! ๐
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Rehema
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Jun 30, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
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Omar
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Jun 21, 2016
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
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Richard Mulwa
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Jun 18, 2016
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Joy Wacera
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Jun 17, 2016
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Sarah Mbise
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Jun 14, 2016
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
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Mwalimu
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Jun 11, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! โ๏ธ๐
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Janet Sumaye
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Jun 7, 2016
๐ Iโm sending this to everyone I know!
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Mtumwa
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Jun 5, 2016
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Jun 2, 2016
Why donโt birds use Facebook? They already tweet! ๐ฆ๐ค
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Abubakar
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Mar 30, 2016
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. ๐๐
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Betty Cheruiyot
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Mar 17, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
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Mariam Kawawa
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Mar 13, 2016
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! ๐๐ป
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Agnes Sumaye
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Mar 1, 2016
๐คฃ This one got me good!
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Janet Mbithe
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Feb 20, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
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Shamim
Guest
Feb 16, 2016
Whatโs the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! ๐ฃ๐บ
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Feb 10, 2016
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ