A ghost's favorite room in the house is 👻the living room!👻
Explanation: Because ghosts are "living" in the afterlife, their favorite room would naturally be the living room! Plus, it's a play on words that adds a fun and lighthearted twist to the spooky nature of ghosts. So, whenever you hear strange noises or feel a chill in the living room, it's just your ghostly friends having a ghostly good time! 😄🏠
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What’s a ghost’s favorite room in the house?
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Ann Awino (Guest) on December 15, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on December 8, 2016
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on December 3, 2016
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
Ann Wambui (Guest) on November 28, 2016
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on November 24, 2016
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 23, 2016
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 17, 2016
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
Mazrui (Guest) on November 16, 2016
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on November 11, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
Mwakisu (Guest) on November 8, 2016
😆 Still cracking up!
Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 2, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 31, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on October 29, 2016
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on October 29, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on October 17, 2016
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on October 16, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
Juma (Guest) on October 12, 2016
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 11, 2016
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
Samuel Were (Guest) on September 28, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
Hashim (Guest) on September 23, 2016
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
Issack (Guest) on September 16, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 6, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 4, 2016
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 1, 2016
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Mchuma (Guest) on August 29, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 26, 2016
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
Shabani (Guest) on August 24, 2016
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Halimah (Guest) on August 13, 2016
😄 You totally won the internet today!
Linda Karimi (Guest) on August 7, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 31, 2016
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 28, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Nora Kidata (Guest) on July 16, 2016
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
Kheri (Guest) on July 15, 2016
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 15, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
Faiza (Guest) on July 13, 2016
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
John Malisa (Guest) on July 12, 2016
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Aziza (Guest) on July 2, 2016
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 24, 2016
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
Irene Akoth (Guest) on June 2, 2016
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
Furaha (Guest) on May 25, 2016
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 16, 2016
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
John Mushi (Guest) on May 16, 2016
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
Sultan (Guest) on May 6, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 3, 2016
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
Leila (Guest) on May 2, 2016
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
Mary Kidata (Guest) on May 1, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 1, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
Jaffar (Guest) on April 27, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
Ali (Guest) on April 26, 2016
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 7, 2016
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Halima (Guest) on April 2, 2016
😂 So funny!
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 24, 2016
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
Michael Onyango (Guest) on March 14, 2016
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
Yahya (Guest) on March 11, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Mustafa (Guest) on February 25, 2016
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 25, 2016
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
Amina (Guest) on February 19, 2016
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 12, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Brian Karanja (Guest) on January 30, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 24, 2016
🤣 Sending this now!