What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?

Yusra (Guest) on May 27, 2017

😃 Instant mood boost!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on May 23, 2017

😅 I needed that!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on May 21, 2017

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Abubakari (Guest) on May 19, 2017

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on May 13, 2017

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 8, 2017

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Kijakazi (Guest) on May 5, 2017

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Ramadhan (Guest) on April 20, 2017

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

John Kamande (Guest) on April 16, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on April 7, 2017

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 3, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on April 3, 2017

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Shukuru (Guest) on March 31, 2017

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 19, 2017

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 4, 2017

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Daudi (Guest) on February 24, 2017

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Fikiri (Guest) on February 21, 2017

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Zuhura (Guest) on February 21, 2017

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Mwanaidha (Guest) on February 11, 2017

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 28, 2017

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Fatuma (Guest) on January 23, 2017

😂 This is too funny!

Rahim (Guest) on January 16, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Amani (Guest) on January 9, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 7, 2017

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Frank Macha (Guest) on December 7, 2016

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 7, 2016

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 7, 2016

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 5, 2016

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 4, 2016

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on December 1, 2016

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Selemani (Guest) on October 29, 2016

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Jamila (Guest) on October 12, 2016

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Ramadhan (Guest) on October 12, 2016

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Zubeida (Guest) on September 29, 2016

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on September 25, 2016

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Fikiri (Guest) on September 24, 2016

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

Farida (Guest) on September 19, 2016

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on September 17, 2016

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Latifa (Guest) on August 26, 2016

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 11, 2016

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mwanaidha (Guest) on August 5, 2016

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 8, 2016

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on July 6, 2016

🤣 This joke is just too good!

David Musyoka (Guest) on June 20, 2016

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 16, 2016

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Jaffar (Guest) on June 14, 2016

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 11, 2016

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on June 11, 2016

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 9, 2016

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 2, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on June 1, 2016

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on May 26, 2016

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on May 24, 2016

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Baridi (Guest) on May 22, 2016

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Sofia (Guest) on May 19, 2016

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 18, 2016

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Rukia (Guest) on May 14, 2016

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Nyota (Guest) on May 12, 2016

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Chum (Guest) on April 29, 2016

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 21, 2016

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂