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Where did the bird go when he lost a feather?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: The bird went to the "quack" doctor! ๐ฆ๐ฉบ
Explanation: When a bird loses a feather, it might feel a little off balance. So, to get some help and find balance again, it decides to visit a doctor. But not just any doctor, a "quack" doctor! ๐ฆ๐ฉบ The term "quack" is often used humorously to describe someone who claims to be a doctor but isn't really qualified. So, the bird humorously seeks the assistance of a funny, feather-focused doctor to solve its feather woes! ๐ชถ๐
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