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Monica Adhiambo
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Mar 12, 2017
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Rose Waithera
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Mar 8, 2017
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Zulekha
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Feb 26, 2017
😂 Sharing right away!
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Joseph Kawawa
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Feb 13, 2017
🤣 Pure genius!
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Grace Minja
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Feb 7, 2017
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Nyota
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Feb 6, 2017
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Edward Chepkoech
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Jan 27, 2017
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Philip Nyaga
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Jan 25, 2017
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Mgeni
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Jan 22, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Edwin Ndambuki
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Jan 19, 2017
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Fadhili
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Jan 15, 2017
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Ann Wambui
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Jan 14, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Mchawi
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Jan 11, 2017
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Esther Cheruiyot
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Jan 8, 2017
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Margaret Anyango
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Jan 3, 2017
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Rahim
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Dec 31, 2016
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Mary Kendi
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Dec 27, 2016
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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George Mallya
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Dec 17, 2016
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Joyce Nkya
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Dec 7, 2016
😆 Saving this one!
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Nancy Akumu
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Dec 2, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Nancy Akumu
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Dec 1, 2016
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Amir
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Nov 30, 2016
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Leila
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Nov 30, 2016
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Mustafa
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Nov 22, 2016
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Edith Cherotich
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Nov 16, 2016
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Fadhila
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Nov 8, 2016
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Abdillah
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Nov 7, 2016
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Maneno
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Nov 5, 2016
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Charles Wafula
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Nov 3, 2016
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Shukuru
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Oct 28, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Anna Mchome
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Oct 25, 2016
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Fredrick Mutiso
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Oct 24, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Abubakar
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Oct 19, 2016
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Chum
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Oct 12, 2016
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Victor Kimario
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Oct 9, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
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Oct 2, 2016
This joke deserves an award! 🏆
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Mwajuma
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Sep 23, 2016
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Rose Waithera
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Sep 22, 2016
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Maimuna
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Sep 17, 2016
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Francis Njeru
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Sep 7, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Mwachumu
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Sep 6, 2016
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Lydia Mutheu
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Aug 25, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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David Musyoka
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Aug 2, 2016
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Mohamed
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Aug 2, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Hamida
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Jul 29, 2016
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Stephen Mushi
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Jul 22, 2016
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Ibrahim
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Jul 15, 2016
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Maimuna
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Jul 13, 2016
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Furaha
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Jul 12, 2016
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Alex Nyamweya
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Jul 7, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Mjaka
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Jul 6, 2016
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Agnes Njeri
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Jul 6, 2016
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Faiza
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Jun 26, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷♂️😅
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Nancy Komba
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Jun 18, 2016
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mariam
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Jun 13, 2016
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Anna Malela
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Jun 10, 2016
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Henry Mollel
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Jun 6, 2016
😆 Still cracking up!
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Tabitha Okumu
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May 30, 2016
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Anthony Kariuki
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May 25, 2016
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Mwanaisha
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May 18, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
