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Abubakar
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Apr 15, 2017
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Apr 9, 2017
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Josephine
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Rahim
Guest
Mar 28, 2017
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Mar 23, 2017
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Feb 26, 2017
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Feb 25, 2017
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Feb 24, 2017
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 23, 2017
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Feb 22, 2017
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Feb 17, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Mtumwa
Guest
Feb 8, 2017
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jan 20, 2017
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jan 18, 2017
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Salma
Guest
Jan 13, 2017
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Jan 8, 2017
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Jan 5, 2017
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Mariam
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 3, 2016
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Nov 14, 2016
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Oct 21, 2016
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Oct 12, 2016
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Saidi
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Sep 19, 2016
😂 Gotta save this!
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 11, 2016
Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃♀️
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Abdullah
Guest
Sep 1, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Hamida
Guest
Sep 1, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Zulekha
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Aug 19, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 12, 2016
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Rukia
Guest
Aug 9, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Sekela
Guest
Aug 1, 2016
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Khatib
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Sharifa
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Jul 4, 2016
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 26, 2016
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
May 25, 2016
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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David Chacha
Guest
May 14, 2016
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Chris Okello
Guest
Apr 14, 2016
😁 This just made my day!
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Binti
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Apr 13, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Mar 23, 2016
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Rukia
Guest
Mar 7, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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Baraka
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Mjaka
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
