Which is faster, heat or cold?

Abubakar (Guest) on April 15, 2017

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 9, 2017

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Josephine (Guest) on April 4, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Rahim (Guest) on March 28, 2017

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 23, 2017

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 16, 2017

😁 Added to my favorites!

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on February 26, 2017

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on February 25, 2017

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 24, 2017

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Zainab (Guest) on February 23, 2017

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 22, 2017

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on February 22, 2017

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Peter Otieno (Guest) on February 17, 2017

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Mary Njeri (Guest) on February 12, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Mtumwa (Guest) on February 8, 2017

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on January 20, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

David Kawawa (Guest) on January 18, 2017

🤣 This joke is too good!

Salma (Guest) on January 13, 2017

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Linda Karimi (Guest) on January 8, 2017

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 5, 2017

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Mariam (Guest) on December 20, 2016

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 7, 2016

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 3, 2016

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on December 1, 2016

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on November 14, 2016

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 13, 2016

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 21, 2016

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on October 14, 2016

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 12, 2016

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Selemani (Guest) on October 9, 2016

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on September 25, 2016

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Saidi (Guest) on September 20, 2016

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 19, 2016

😂 Gotta save this!

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on September 11, 2016

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Abdullah (Guest) on September 1, 2016

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Hamida (Guest) on September 1, 2016

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Zulekha (Guest) on August 29, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on August 19, 2016

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 17, 2016

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 12, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Rukia (Guest) on August 9, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 4, 2016

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Sekela (Guest) on August 1, 2016

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Khatib (Guest) on July 19, 2016

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Sharifa (Guest) on July 6, 2016

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 4, 2016

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Abubakar (Guest) on June 26, 2016

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on May 25, 2016

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

David Chacha (Guest) on May 14, 2016

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Chris Okello (Guest) on April 14, 2016

😁 This just made my day!

Binti (Guest) on April 13, 2016

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 13, 2016

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on March 23, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Michael Mboya (Guest) on March 22, 2016

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Rukia (Guest) on March 7, 2016

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Baraka (Guest) on February 27, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 24, 2016

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Mjaka (Guest) on February 23, 2016

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on January 23, 2016

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 23, 2016

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️