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Kazija
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Sultan
Guest
Jan 30, 2017
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jan 20, 2017
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Maida
Guest
Jan 17, 2017
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jan 14, 2017
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 13, 2017
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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Sultan
Guest
Jan 10, 2017
😅 I’m still laughing!
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James Malima
Guest
Jan 6, 2017
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jan 4, 2017
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Dec 31, 2016
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Zulekha
Guest
Dec 19, 2016
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Masika
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Shamsa
Guest
Dec 8, 2016
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Dec 1, 2016
😅 I needed that!
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John Mwangi
Guest
Nov 29, 2016
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Nov 19, 2016
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Nov 8, 2016
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Kheri
Guest
Nov 2, 2016
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Warda
Guest
Oct 28, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Oct 25, 2016
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Oct 22, 2016
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 17, 2016
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉
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Athumani
Guest
Oct 15, 2016
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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David Kawawa
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷♂️
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Neema
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Aziza
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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Rabia
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Sep 20, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Halimah
Guest
Sep 16, 2016
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Raha
Guest
Sep 12, 2016
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Aug 27, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Jamila
Guest
Aug 8, 2016
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Aug 2, 2016
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Arifa
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Nashon
Guest
Jul 31, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jul 24, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Shani
Guest
Jul 8, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Jun 28, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Farida
Guest
Jun 11, 2016
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 6, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
May 23, 2016
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 6, 2016
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Baraka
Guest
Apr 26, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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Ahmed
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 24, 2016
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Apr 22, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Apr 22, 2016
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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John Kamande
Guest
Apr 15, 2016
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Yusra
Guest
Apr 5, 2016
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Zuhura
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
😂 This is a keeper!
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James Kimani
Guest
Mar 30, 2016
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Mar 29, 2016
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Mar 24, 2016
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
