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Mchuma
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Apr 27, 2017
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Apr 16, 2017
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Furaha
Guest
Apr 12, 2017
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 8, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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George Tenga
Guest
Apr 4, 2017
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Rahim
Guest
Mar 31, 2017
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 26, 2017
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 25, 2017
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Binti
Guest
Mar 22, 2017
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Mar 16, 2017
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Makame
Guest
Mar 15, 2017
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Mar 9, 2017
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Tabu
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Sharifa
Guest
Feb 16, 2017
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Nassor
Guest
Feb 12, 2017
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Feb 7, 2017
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jan 28, 2017
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jan 25, 2017
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jan 23, 2017
🤣 Sending this now!
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Zuhura
Guest
Jan 3, 2017
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
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Hashim
Guest
Dec 30, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Dec 28, 2016
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Dec 27, 2016
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Dec 21, 2016
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Dec 6, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Dec 2, 2016
😁 This is gold!
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David Ochieng
Guest
Dec 2, 2016
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 27, 2016
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Jamal
Guest
Nov 13, 2016
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Leila
Guest
Nov 12, 2016
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Kazija
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Majid
Guest
Oct 26, 2016
😄 Nailed it!
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 14, 2016
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Mgeni
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Robert Okello
Guest
Oct 5, 2016
🤣 This joke is just too good!
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Hekima
Guest
Oct 4, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Oct 2, 2016
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 27, 2016
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Shabani
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Sep 21, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Sep 15, 2016
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 14, 2016
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Maida
Guest
Aug 8, 2016
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Aug 8, 2016
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Aug 5, 2016
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 26, 2016
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Juma
Guest
Jul 11, 2016
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jul 10, 2016
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Jul 6, 2016
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Fikiri
Guest
Jun 21, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Juma
Guest
Jun 14, 2016
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 3, 2016
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Athumani
Guest
May 24, 2016
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
May 23, 2016
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
