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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Feb 14, 2017
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐๐
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Feb 10, 2017
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. ๐ด๐
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Fadhili
Guest
Jan 29, 2017
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
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Amina
Guest
Jan 25, 2017
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 24, 2017
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Iโm still chuckling at this!
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Makame
Guest
Jan 22, 2017
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jan 12, 2017
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. ๐ข๐ป
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Mariam
Guest
Dec 22, 2016
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Dec 20, 2016
Classic! Iโm still laughing! ๐
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Zuhura
Guest
Dec 12, 2016
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! ๐
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Salima
Guest
Dec 7, 2016
Whatโs a snowmanโs favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ๐
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Selemani
Guest
Nov 22, 2016
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐๐ด
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Mwakisu
Guest
Nov 20, 2016
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Nov 15, 2016
What do you call a bear thatโs stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! ๐ป๐ง๏ธ
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Joseph Njoroge
Guest
Nov 10, 2016
๐คฃ Didnโt see that coming!
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
๐คฃ Brilliant joke!
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Nov 9, 2016
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnโt figure anything out! ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Shukuru
Guest
Oct 27, 2016
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐ฅ๐ก
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 20, 2016
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Oct 13, 2016
๐ Rolling on the floor!
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Hekima
Guest
Oct 9, 2016
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Iโm still laughing!
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James Kimani
Guest
Oct 8, 2016
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ๐๐ป
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Farida
Guest
Oct 7, 2016
๐คฃ Sharing this with everyone!
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 26, 2016
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! ๐ ๐ซ
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Sep 25, 2016
This is the kind of joke you donโt forget! ๐
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Sep 5, 2016
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Aug 30, 2016
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Aug 29, 2016
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Aug 25, 2016
I wonโt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ๐๐ป
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Aug 20, 2016
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. ๐ฐ๏ธ๐ด
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Biashara
Guest
Aug 18, 2016
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Aug 17, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
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Samuel Were
Guest
Aug 14, 2016
๐ Iโm still laughing, canโt stop!
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Farida
Guest
Aug 4, 2016
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
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Rahma
Guest
Jul 25, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
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Zainab
Guest
Jul 19, 2016
๐ Iโm dying over here!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jul 16, 2016
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Sarafina
Guest
Jul 2, 2016
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jun 22, 2016
๐ This just made my day!
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. โฑ๏ธ๐
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 19, 2016
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Jun 16, 2016
๐ Canโt wait to share this!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Jun 13, 2016
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 8, 2016
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
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Salma
Guest
Jun 7, 2016
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jun 6, 2016
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. ๐ผ๐ด
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Charles Wafula
Guest
May 31, 2016
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
May 15, 2016
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
May 12, 2016
This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐
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Hekima
Guest
Apr 25, 2016
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. ๐ฆฉ๐
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐๐ง
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
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Grace Minja
Guest
Mar 22, 2016
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 13, 2016
๐ Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. ๐ช๐คฃ
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
Itโs not that Iโm lazy, Iโm just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐๏ธ๐
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Issa
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
๐ This made my day!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Feb 15, 2016
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ๐๐ค
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jan 29, 2016
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. ๐ฑ๐ผ
