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Huyu jamaa bonge la bwege, ungekua wewe ndiyo rafiki ake ungemwambiaje?
Date: December 22, 2017
Author: SW - Melkisedeck Shine
RAFIKI: Vipi mbona leo huna uchangamfu
JAMAA: Wanawake bwana, mwanamke hata umpendeje atakugeuka tu
RAFIKI: Nini tena ndugu yangu? Mbona shemeji mtu fresh sana
JAMAA: Hata mimi nilikuwa najua hivyo, leo nimegundua kumbe ana siri kubwa sana
ananificha, mi naita huu ni usaliti wa ndoa.
RAFIKI: Nini tena?
JAMAA:Nimegundua mke wangu kumbe anafanya biashara ya kitimoto na hajawahi hata kuniambia
RAFIKI: Kitimoto? We umejuaje?
JAMAA: Leo asubuhi nilichelewa kuamka niliamua nijipumzishe kidogo kabla ya kwenda kazini, simu ya mke wangu ikalia, nikaamua kuipokea, kabla hata sijafungua mdomo, nikasikia sauti ya mwanaume mmoja akauliza, “Huyo nguruwe umeshamuondoa?’ Hebu we fikiria nilivyoshtuka, yaani mpaka sasa nashindwa kuamini kuwa mke wangu ananizunguka anafanya biashara ya nguruwe hajaniambia hata siku moja
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