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Moses Kipkemboi
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Sep 11, 2024
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Sep 8, 2024
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Aug 26, 2024
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Aug 19, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Baridi
Guest
Aug 18, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Aug 14, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 5, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 4, 2024
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Halima
Guest
Aug 4, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸♀️🤫
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
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Khalifa
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Fikiri
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Kijakazi
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
😅 I needed that!
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
May 27, 2024
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Sultan
Guest
May 20, 2024
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Shukuru
Guest
May 19, 2024
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Abdillah
Guest
May 12, 2024
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷♂️
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 8, 2024
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Bakari
Guest
May 6, 2024
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
May 5, 2024
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Linda Karimi
Guest
May 3, 2024
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Jafari
Guest
Apr 30, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Omari
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Apr 9, 2024
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Rubea
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Halimah
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Biashara
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
😂 So funny!
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Mazrui
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
😄 This is pure brilliance!
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Nyota
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Halimah
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Mohamed
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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George Ndungu
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
😆 That punchline!
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Kiza
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Bahati
Guest
Dec 20, 2023
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Hassan
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Khamis
Guest
Nov 17, 2023
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Nov 17, 2023
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Khamis
Guest
Oct 12, 2023
😄 What a joke!
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Masika
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 4, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Sep 13, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
