The smartest insect around is the 🐜 Smarty Pants! 🎩🤓
Explanation: The answer to this question is a play on words, using the term "smarty pants" which is often used to describe someone who is extremely intelligent or clever. By attributing this to a tiny ant, it creates a funny image of an insect wearing a pair of pants and being exceptionally smart. The use of emojis adds to the light-hearted and cheerful tone of the response.
Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 24, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Carol Nyakio (Guest) on September 24, 2024
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
James Malima (Guest) on September 4, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
Bernard Oduor (Guest) on August 29, 2024
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 6, 2024
I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅
James Kimani (Guest) on July 29, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
Khalifa (Guest) on July 21, 2024
😄 This is pure brilliance!
Ann Awino (Guest) on July 3, 2024
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 22, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
Zainab (Guest) on June 21, 2024
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on June 16, 2024
😂 I’m dying!
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on June 11, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
Amina (Guest) on June 1, 2024
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Charles Mrope (Guest) on May 29, 2024
🤣 This one got me good!
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 28, 2024
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
Jamal (Guest) on May 27, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 19, 2024
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
Sumaya (Guest) on May 12, 2024
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
Rukia (Guest) on May 9, 2024
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on May 8, 2024
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
Sultan (Guest) on May 6, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
Rabia (Guest) on May 6, 2024
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 6, 2024
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
Fadhili (Guest) on April 29, 2024
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
David Chacha (Guest) on April 27, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
George Wanjala (Guest) on April 25, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 17, 2024
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Khamis (Guest) on April 1, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
Maneno (Guest) on March 29, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
Zakia (Guest) on March 23, 2024
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
Mzee (Guest) on March 15, 2024
😄 Pure comedy gold!
Binti (Guest) on March 9, 2024
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Ali (Guest) on March 9, 2024
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on March 7, 2024
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
Rose Waithera (Guest) on February 25, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
Mohamed (Guest) on February 23, 2024
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
Binti (Guest) on February 22, 2024
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 16, 2024
😅 I’m still cracking up!
David Sokoine (Guest) on February 11, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on February 8, 2024
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 30, 2024
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 21, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
Mwafirika (Guest) on January 20, 2024
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
Francis Njeru (Guest) on January 10, 2024
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 5, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on January 3, 2024
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
Ndoto (Guest) on December 29, 2023
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
Fadhila (Guest) on December 26, 2023
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 21, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Victor Sokoine (Guest) on December 20, 2023
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Kiza (Guest) on December 7, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 5, 2023
😄 Nailed it!
Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 4, 2023
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 4, 2023
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 23, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
Chris Okello (Guest) on November 22, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on November 12, 2023
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
James Malima (Guest) on October 21, 2023
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 19, 2023
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
Fikiri (Guest) on October 17, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨