The king kept his army in his sleeve! 🤭👑
Explanation: This answer plays on the idea of a king having an army, which is typically associated with a large area like a castle or barracks. However, the unexpected twist is that the king kept his army in his sleeve, implying that they were incredibly tiny. This adds a humorous element to the riddle, as it's amusing to imagine a whole army fitting inside a sleeve. The emoji adds an extra touch of cheerfulness to the overall tone.
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James Mduma (Guest) on June 12, 2024
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😄 You totally won the internet today!
Nora Kidata (Guest) on May 28, 2024
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A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 13, 2024
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I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Nasra (Guest) on March 23, 2024
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If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 31, 2024
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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😂 Can't stop laughing!
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I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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David Nyerere (Guest) on December 4, 2023
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Mwanais (Guest) on November 18, 2023
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😅 I’m still cracking up!
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😂 This is a keeper!
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😆 That punchline!
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Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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