Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?

Rahim (Guest) on September 11, 2024

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Aziza (Guest) on September 8, 2024

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 26, 2024

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 24, 2024

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Makame (Guest) on August 22, 2024

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on August 18, 2024

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Sarafina (Guest) on August 3, 2024

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Shamsa (Guest) on August 3, 2024

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 28, 2024

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Latifa (Guest) on July 19, 2024

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 14, 2024

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on July 10, 2024

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

John Mwangi (Guest) on July 2, 2024

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Shukuru (Guest) on June 21, 2024

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Aziza (Guest) on June 21, 2024

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Mwanaisha (Guest) on June 14, 2024

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Yusra (Guest) on June 13, 2024

😆 This one really got me!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on June 4, 2024

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 30, 2024

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 23, 2024

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on May 12, 2024

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on May 11, 2024

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Ahmed (Guest) on May 8, 2024

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Hekima (Guest) on April 24, 2024

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Umi (Guest) on April 19, 2024

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 5, 2024

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 25, 2024

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 15, 2024

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 15, 2024

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 15, 2024

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 8, 2024

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Mgeni (Guest) on March 4, 2024

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 23, 2024

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Charles Mrope (Guest) on January 5, 2024

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 1, 2024

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 31, 2023

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on December 23, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 21, 2023

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

John Kamande (Guest) on December 20, 2023

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

George Mallya (Guest) on December 19, 2023

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Anna Malela (Guest) on December 18, 2023

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 17, 2023

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on November 19, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mwajabu (Guest) on November 18, 2023

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Selemani (Guest) on November 14, 2023

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Hekima (Guest) on November 10, 2023

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Zulekha (Guest) on November 6, 2023

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 4, 2023

😅 I needed that!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 26, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Farida (Guest) on October 23, 2023

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 18, 2023

😆 Saving this one!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on October 13, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Frank Macha (Guest) on October 10, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Mchawi (Guest) on September 18, 2023

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Daniel Obura (Guest) on September 18, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Warda (Guest) on September 13, 2023

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Biashara (Guest) on September 9, 2023

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

George Mallya (Guest) on August 30, 2023

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 28, 2023

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Maimuna (Guest) on August 28, 2023

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋