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Mwajabu
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Jan 24, 2016
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Maida
Guest
Jan 23, 2016
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Nassar
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Faiza
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 5, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Amani
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Dec 22, 2015
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Dec 19, 2015
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Mohamed
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Farida
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Binti
Guest
Dec 4, 2015
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Wande
Guest
Dec 3, 2015
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Nov 30, 2015
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Nov 25, 2015
😄 Nailed it!
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Nov 9, 2015
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Muslima
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Farida
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Mwajabu
Guest
Oct 26, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Mazrui
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 25, 2015
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Amina
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Oct 6, 2015
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Baridi
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Daudi
Guest
Oct 1, 2015
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Robert Okello
Guest
Sep 25, 2015
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Nasra
Guest
Sep 22, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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David Kawawa
Guest
Sep 6, 2015
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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Warda
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Farida
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jul 29, 2015
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Muslima
Guest
Jul 28, 2015
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Jul 27, 2015
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jul 26, 2015
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Bakari
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
😆 Saving this one!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 9, 2015
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Makame
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Mtumwa
Guest
May 16, 2015
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
May 5, 2015
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Fadhili
Guest
Apr 30, 2015
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Apr 29, 2015
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Farida
Guest
Apr 25, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 24, 2015
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Apr 22, 2015
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Sarafina
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
😂 So funny!
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Apr 11, 2015
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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James Malima
Guest
Mar 28, 2015
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 23, 2015
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
