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Whatโs the best way to talk to a T-Rex?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: Use a megaphone and a time machine! ๐ฃ๐ฆโฐ
Explanation: The best way to talk to a T-Rex is by using a megaphone to amplify your voice, so they can hear you over their loud roars! And since T-Rexes lived millions of years ago, you'll need a time machine to travel back in time and find one to have a conversation with. Just remember, be careful not to become their afternoon snack! ๐๐ด๐
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