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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Feb 22, 2016
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐๐
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Feb 17, 2016
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. ๐ฎ๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Feb 7, 2016
๐ You got me good!
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Halima
Guest
Feb 5, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jan 19, 2016
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
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Sumaya
Guest
Jan 17, 2016
I donโt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ๐๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jan 14, 2016
๐ Rolling on the floor!
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
This joke is a keeper for sure! ๐
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Dec 31, 2015
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
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Safiya
Guest
Dec 24, 2015
๐ This is a keeper!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Dec 17, 2015
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
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Samuel Were
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ๐๐ค
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Dec 14, 2015
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Daudi
Guest
Dec 7, 2015
Whatโs orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! ๐ฅ๐ฆ
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐ถ๐คฃ
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Zainab
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! ๐๐
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Stephen Malecela
Guest
Dec 3, 2015
Why donโt koalas count as bears? They donโt have the koalifications! ๐จ๐
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Anna Malela
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Nov 22, 2015
I havenโt even gone to bed yet, and I already canโt wait to come home from work tomorrow. ๐๐
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Nov 21, 2015
๐ Iโm completely obsessed with this!
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Nov 20, 2015
Whatโs a snakeโs favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! ๐๐
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Mwakisu
Guest
Nov 19, 2015
Why canโt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheโll let it go! ๐โ๏ธ
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Leila
Guest
Nov 17, 2015
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Iโm still laughing!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 8, 2015
Just what I needed today! Thank you! ๐
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Oct 30, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Maimuna
Guest
Oct 22, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Nassar
Guest
Oct 19, 2015
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Oct 14, 2015
Iโve learned so much from my mistakes, Iโm thinking of making a few more. ๐๐
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Nuru
Guest
Oct 12, 2015
๐ Iโm definitely stealing this one!
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 16, 2015
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ๐๐
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Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 10, 2015
Iโm multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ง ๐ง
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐ฆ๐ฝ๏ธ
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. โฐ๐ผ
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐ฐ๐คฃ
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Aug 9, 2015
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. ๐๐
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
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Chris Okello
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jul 31, 2015
I canโt brain today. I has the dumb. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Jul 24, 2015
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! ๐๐ฅ
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jul 19, 2015
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! ๐๐ชฎ
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. ๐ท๐
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Kheri
Guest
Jul 4, 2015
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐ฒ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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Mchuma
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Khamis
Guest
Jun 26, 2015
Why donโt you write with a broken pencil? Because itโs pointless! โ๏ธ๐
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
๐ What a joke!
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Irene Makena
Guest
Jun 15, 2015
This one really got me, what a punchline! ๐
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
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Ali
Guest
May 11, 2015
Wow, this joke is a total winner! ๐
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Mazrui
Guest
May 10, 2015
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
May 8, 2015
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! ๐ก๐
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Hassan
Guest
May 7, 2015
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
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Khadija
Guest
Apr 29, 2015
Running late is my cardio. ๐๐โโ๏ธ
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
Whatโs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ๐๐ข
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! ๐๐ฏ
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Zulekha
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
๐ Iโm dying!
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Shukuru
Guest
Mar 29, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. ๐ป๐
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Zakia
Guest
Mar 27, 2015
I don't sweatโI sparkle! โจ๐
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David Musyoka
Guest
Mar 21, 2015
Why donโt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโre so good at it! ๐๐ณ
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Rashid
Guest
Mar 13, 2015
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐๐ถ
