Why can’t the elephant use the computer?

Mazrui (Guest) on May 2, 2016

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Halimah (Guest) on April 30, 2016

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

David Sokoine (Guest) on April 24, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 21, 2016

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 9, 2016

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Mhina (Guest) on April 2, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Furaha (Guest) on April 1, 2016

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Grace Mligo (Guest) on March 27, 2016

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on February 21, 2016

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Fadhili (Guest) on February 15, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Chiku (Guest) on February 9, 2016

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Jaffar (Guest) on December 23, 2015

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Chiku (Guest) on December 17, 2015

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Juma (Guest) on December 15, 2015

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 10, 2015

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Raha (Guest) on December 10, 2015

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on December 4, 2015

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Mashaka (Guest) on December 1, 2015

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

James Kawawa (Guest) on November 22, 2015

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 22, 2015

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 20, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 1, 2015

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 30, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 12, 2015

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 12, 2015

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 11, 2015

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Kiza (Guest) on October 7, 2015

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on September 23, 2015

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Brian Karanja (Guest) on September 23, 2015

😂 This joke just made my day!

Rubea (Guest) on September 22, 2015

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 20, 2015

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on September 18, 2015

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 17, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on September 13, 2015

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Khamis (Guest) on September 8, 2015

😂 Sharing right away!

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 1, 2015

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on August 30, 2015

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 27, 2015

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Amani (Guest) on August 7, 2015

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Hashim (Guest) on July 27, 2015

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 25, 2015

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Kijakazi (Guest) on July 15, 2015

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on July 14, 2015

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on June 22, 2015

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 11, 2015

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Fadhila (Guest) on June 9, 2015

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Mwinyi (Guest) on June 9, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Sekela (Guest) on June 1, 2015

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Aziza (Guest) on May 23, 2015

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

James Mduma (Guest) on May 17, 2015

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Mwajabu (Guest) on May 10, 2015

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Wande (Guest) on May 2, 2015

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Amani (Guest) on April 18, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Bahati (Guest) on April 6, 2015

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

John Kamande (Guest) on March 21, 2015

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Amani (Guest) on March 21, 2015

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 17, 2015

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on March 11, 2015

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Maida (Guest) on March 2, 2015

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Tabu (Guest) on March 1, 2015

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈