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James Kawawa
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Mar 18, 2016
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
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Fadhila
Guest
Mar 14, 2016
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
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Sekela
Guest
Mar 10, 2016
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ๐๏ธ๐
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Feb 24, 2016
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, youโre innocent.' ๐ฌ๐
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Feb 23, 2016
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, theyโd be bagels! ๐ฅฏ๐
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Chum
Guest
Feb 21, 2016
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโt laugh at yourself, call meโIโll laugh at you. ๐๐
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Sharifa
Guest
Feb 19, 2016
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
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Mashaka
Guest
Feb 16, 2016
Whatโs a pigโs favorite karate move? The pork chop! ๐ท๐ฅ
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Kiza
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
Iโve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ถ
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Khamis
Guest
Jan 20, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐โ๏ธ
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Selemani
Guest
Jan 12, 2016
Why donโt lobsters ever share? Theyโre too shellfish! ๐ฆ๐
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Mustafa
Guest
Jan 10, 2016
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jan 9, 2016
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jan 8, 2016
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐ฐ๏ธ๐๏ธ
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Salima
Guest
Jan 1, 2016
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
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Mwanakhamis
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
They say 'donโt try this at home,' so Iโm coming over to your house to try it. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐ก
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Neema
Guest
Dec 28, 2015
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. ๐๐
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Dec 27, 2015
๐ Instant mood boost!
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Kheri
Guest
Dec 16, 2015
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! โฝ๐ง
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Leila
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
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Habiba
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐งฉ๐คฏ
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Nov 6, 2015
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
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Halimah
Guest
Oct 8, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. ๐๐ด
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Fadhili
Guest
Sep 26, 2015
๐ Iโm saving this one!
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Selemani
Guest
Sep 23, 2015
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyโre always catching bugs! ๐ท๏ธ๐ป
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Mwajabu
Guest
Sep 15, 2015
Iโm reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโs impossible to put down! ๐๐
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
Iโm not late. Iโm just very early for tomorrow. โฐ๐
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Jaffar
Guest
Aug 28, 2015
Why donโt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐๐
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James Kawawa
Guest
Aug 26, 2015
๐ Totally didnโt see that coming!
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Issa
Guest
Aug 18, 2015
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
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George Wanjala
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
What do you call cheese that isnโt yours? Nacho cheese! ๐ง๐คฃ
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Aug 10, 2015
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Aug 8, 2015
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Aug 6, 2015
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! ๐ผ๐ฎโโ๏ธ
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
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Mwajuma
Guest
Jul 16, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. ๐ซ๐โโ๏ธ
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? ๐๐
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Jul 14, 2015
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! ๐จโโ๏ธ๐
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Tabu
Guest
Jun 11, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 7, 2015
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Jun 6, 2015
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
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Hekima
Guest
Jun 2, 2015
Whatโs a ghostโs favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐ป๐ฅง
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Khatib
Guest
May 31, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโm not so sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Samuel Were
Guest
May 19, 2015
Why donโt ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐๐
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Jabir
Guest
May 8, 2015
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
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Jamal
Guest
May 7, 2015
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they canโt fit them in their trunks! ๐๐ฑ
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Juma
Guest
May 6, 2015
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
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Victor Malima
Guest
May 3, 2015
Sarcasm is the bodyโs natural defense against stupidity. ๐๐ก๏ธ
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Yusuf
Guest
May 3, 2015
๐ Canโt stop laughing!
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Apr 29, 2015
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ๐๏ธ๐ด
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Tabu
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
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Mashaka
Guest
Apr 21, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ๐ผ๐ธ
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Apr 19, 2015
I love you more than coffee, but please donโt make me prove it. โโค๏ธ
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Sekela
Guest
Apr 18, 2015
๐ This joke just made my day!
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Salum
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โก๐ด
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 7, 2015
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. โ๐โโ๏ธ
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Mar 30, 2015
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! ๐งนโฐ
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James Malima
Guest
Mar 11, 2015
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
