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Mwakisu
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Apr 24, 2016
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Kheri
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Apr 23, 2016
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Ahmed
Guest
Apr 23, 2016
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Anna Mchome
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Apr 22, 2016
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Isaac Kiptoo
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Apr 14, 2016
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Apr 9, 2016
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 7, 2016
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Rabia
Guest
Mar 31, 2016
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Charles Mrope
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Mar 25, 2016
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Mzee
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Mar 22, 2016
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Mar 21, 2016
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 20, 2016
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
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Halima
Guest
Mar 8, 2016
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Khadija
Guest
Mar 8, 2016
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Mchuma
Guest
Mar 3, 2016
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 2, 2016
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Rabia
Guest
Feb 27, 2016
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Feb 21, 2016
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Feb 13, 2016
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 9, 2016
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Feb 8, 2016
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Mwagonda
Guest
Jan 30, 2016
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Amina
Guest
Jan 26, 2016
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
😂 Sharing right away!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jan 16, 2016
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Shamim
Guest
Jan 8, 2016
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Dec 29, 2015
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Dec 23, 2015
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆
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Khamis
Guest
Dec 9, 2015
😄 You got me!
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Fadhili
Guest
Nov 23, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Jaffar
Guest
Nov 18, 2015
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Binti
Guest
Nov 15, 2015
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Nov 13, 2015
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 11, 2015
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Oct 27, 2015
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 13, 2015
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Sep 21, 2015
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Aug 22, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Victor Malima
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Aug 21, 2015
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 22, 2015
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Nora Lowassa
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Jul 18, 2015
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Faiza
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Tabu
Guest
Jul 17, 2015
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Sumaya
Guest
Jul 1, 2015
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Nassar
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Habiba
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Jun 24, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Jabir
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Jun 21, 2015
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jun 18, 2015
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Amina
Guest
Jun 16, 2015
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Maimuna
Guest
Jun 14, 2015
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jun 1, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Chiku
Guest
May 29, 2015
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Josephine
Guest
May 28, 2015
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Patrick Mutua
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May 25, 2015
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Nassor
Guest
May 22, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
