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Where do polar bears keep their money?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
In the "snow" bank! ❄️💰
Explanation: Polar bears keep their money in a "snow" bank since they live in icy cold regions covered in snow. The play on words between a "snow" bank and a regular bank adds a humorous twist to the question. The ❄️ emoji adds a touch of cheerfulness to the answer.
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