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Why was the turkey arrested?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: Because it was suspected of fowl play! ๐ฆ๐
Explanation: The turkey was arrested because it was involved in some mischief or mischievous activity, which is known as "fowl play" (a pun on "foul play" and the fact that turkeys are a type of fowl). The use of the turkey emoji adds a playful and humorous touch to the answer.
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