How did the boy react when his turtle died?

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 29, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Mwajabu (Guest) on October 24, 2023

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on October 1, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Janet Wambura (Guest) on September 28, 2023

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 20, 2023

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 19, 2023

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 19, 2023

😄 Nailed it!

Biashara (Guest) on September 18, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Mwalimu (Guest) on September 14, 2023

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

David Nyerere (Guest) on September 13, 2023

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Mchawi (Guest) on September 12, 2023

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Mhina (Guest) on September 12, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 12, 2023

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Ali (Guest) on September 12, 2023

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on September 1, 2023

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on September 1, 2023

😂 Gotta save this!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 31, 2023

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Halimah (Guest) on August 28, 2023

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on August 24, 2023

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 31, 2023

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Leila (Guest) on July 27, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 24, 2023

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

John Lissu (Guest) on July 16, 2023

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 16, 2023

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 14, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Mustafa (Guest) on July 13, 2023

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Yusuf (Guest) on July 8, 2023

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on July 1, 2023

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 23, 2023

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Kazija (Guest) on June 1, 2023

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 30, 2023

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

James Mduma (Guest) on May 25, 2023

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on May 6, 2023

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on April 26, 2023

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Yusuf (Guest) on April 23, 2023

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Moses Mwita (Guest) on April 18, 2023

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

David Sokoine (Guest) on April 3, 2023

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 26, 2023

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Abubakari (Guest) on March 23, 2023

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Sumaya (Guest) on March 17, 2023

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Mary Njeri (Guest) on March 16, 2023

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on March 12, 2023

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Mwachumu (Guest) on February 28, 2023

😄 Too good!

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 9, 2023

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Rabia (Guest) on February 6, 2023

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Amani (Guest) on January 8, 2023

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Masika (Guest) on January 5, 2023

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Rehema (Guest) on January 3, 2023

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

John Kamande (Guest) on December 16, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Linda Karimi (Guest) on November 26, 2022

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on November 19, 2022

😆 This one really got me!

Salma (Guest) on November 9, 2022

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Raha (Guest) on October 28, 2022

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Sofia (Guest) on October 28, 2022

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Baraka (Guest) on October 23, 2022

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on October 14, 2022

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 14, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Rukia (Guest) on October 7, 2022

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on October 2, 2022

🤣 Sending this now!

Fadhila (Guest) on September 23, 2022

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️