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Charles Wafula
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Oct 7, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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George Mallya
Guest
Sep 26, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Jamal
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Biashara
Guest
Sep 3, 2023
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Wilson Ombati
Guest
Aug 27, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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David Musyoka
Guest
Aug 25, 2023
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 23, 2023
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Aug 19, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Ann Awino
Guest
Aug 14, 2023
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Jafari
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Aug 7, 2023
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Fatuma
Guest
Aug 4, 2023
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 4, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Chiku
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 17, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Jul 7, 2023
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jul 3, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Wande
Guest
Jul 2, 2023
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jun 15, 2023
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
May 20, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Yusra
Guest
May 20, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Robert Okello
Guest
May 16, 2023
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Ahmed
Guest
May 10, 2023
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
May 10, 2023
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Apr 30, 2023
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Khamis
Guest
Apr 30, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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John Lissu
Guest
Apr 16, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Irene Makena
Guest
Apr 9, 2023
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Apr 4, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Mar 28, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Jaffar
Guest
Feb 28, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Chiku
Guest
Feb 23, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Feb 21, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Ramadhan
Guest
Feb 21, 2023
😂 Gotta save this!
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Selemani
Guest
Feb 15, 2023
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Feb 10, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Mchawi
Guest
Jan 30, 2023
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Jan 18, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Jan 14, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Jan 13, 2023
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Sumaya
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Dec 13, 2022
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Dec 12, 2022
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Leila
Guest
Dec 3, 2022
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Mazrui
Guest
Nov 22, 2022
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Yusra
Guest
Nov 14, 2022
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Kiza
Guest
Nov 11, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
