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Dorothy Majaliwa
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Sep 9, 2023
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Mohamed
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Binti
Guest
Aug 22, 2023
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Aug 22, 2023
😄 Too good!
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Wande
Guest
Aug 10, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Aug 1, 2023
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jul 25, 2023
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jul 21, 2023
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Mustafa
Guest
Jul 12, 2023
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jul 11, 2023
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Shani
Guest
Jul 5, 2023
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jun 30, 2023
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 22, 2023
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jun 16, 2023
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Chum
Guest
Jun 14, 2023
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Masika
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Shukuru
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Halimah
Guest
Jun 12, 2023
😂 This is too funny!
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jun 10, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Jun 10, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 3, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
May 30, 2023
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
May 29, 2023
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
May 18, 2023
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Yusuf
Guest
May 13, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
May 2, 2023
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Apr 26, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Apr 15, 2023
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Apr 12, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Apr 11, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Apr 5, 2023
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Mar 14, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Mar 2, 2023
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Feb 13, 2023
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Feb 12, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Tambwe
Guest
Feb 8, 2023
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Zakia
Guest
Feb 7, 2023
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Feb 4, 2023
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jan 22, 2023
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Khamis
Guest
Jan 21, 2023
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Jan 18, 2023
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jan 9, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Wande
Guest
Dec 25, 2022
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Dec 22, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 21, 2022
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Dec 19, 2022
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Nassor
Guest
Dec 15, 2022
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Nov 30, 2022
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Nov 21, 2022
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Omari
Guest
Nov 18, 2022
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Nov 12, 2022
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Zuhura
Guest
Nov 4, 2022
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Oct 31, 2022
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Oct 26, 2022
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
