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Which vegetable should you never invite on a boat trip?

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Short Answer: The leek! ๐Ÿšฃโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒฟ


Explanation: You should never invite a leek on a boat trip because it might just leek all over the place and sink the whole boat! Plus, it would definitely make a terrible boatmate, always getting tangled up in the oars and seaweed. Better to keep the leek on dry land where it can't cause any aquatic chaos! ๐Ÿ˜„

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Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on October 1, 2023

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”

Tabu (Guest) on September 29, 2023

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they donโ€™t like bills! ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿ’ต

Zawadi (Guest) on September 26, 2023

๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m saving this one!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 9, 2023

๐Ÿคฃ That twist at the end, though!

John Lissu (Guest) on September 5, 2023

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐ŸŒ๐ŸŒž

Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 29, 2023

Iโ€™ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on August 27, 2023

Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite exercise? The plank! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฆต

Nancy Komba (Guest) on August 17, 2023

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ

Mary Kidata (Guest) on August 6, 2023

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐Ÿปโ€โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ 

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 3, 2023

๐Ÿคฃ This one got me good!

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 26, 2023

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. ๐Ÿ‘“๐Ÿ˜œ

Fatuma (Guest) on July 23, 2023

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyโ€™re transparent! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿคฅ

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 12, 2023

๐Ÿ˜‚ So funny!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 4, 2023

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿน

Kazija (Guest) on July 3, 2023

What did the triangle say to the circle? Youโ€™re pointless! ๐Ÿ”บโšช

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 30, 2023

Iโ€™m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐Ÿงฉ๐Ÿคฏ

David Chacha (Guest) on June 30, 2023

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ–

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on June 18, 2023

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernโ€ฆ ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธโœ‰๏ธ

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 15, 2023

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? ๐Ÿ›’๐Ÿ˜‚

Ann Awino (Guest) on June 14, 2023

๐Ÿคฃ This joke is just too good!

Neema (Guest) on June 6, 2023

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐ŸŸโš–๏ธ

Khadija (Guest) on May 26, 2023

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. ๐Ÿšฒ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on May 17, 2023

๐Ÿคฃ Pure genius!

Bakari (Guest) on May 12, 2023

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ

Kheri (Guest) on May 6, 2023

If Cinderellaโ€™s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿค”

Khalifa (Guest) on April 27, 2023

๐Ÿ˜ Added to my favorites!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on April 18, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ†

Halima (Guest) on April 6, 2023

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! ๐Ÿ˜

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 31, 2023

The best part of going to work is coming back home. ๐Ÿก๐Ÿ’ผ

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on March 28, 2023

๐Ÿ˜‚ I need to save this one forever!

Warda (Guest) on March 26, 2023

๐Ÿ˜‚ This joke just made my day!

George Wanjala (Guest) on March 22, 2023

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿด

Makame (Guest) on March 19, 2023

Iโ€™m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿค”

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on March 17, 2023

Iโ€™m not weird, Iโ€™m limited edition. ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ˜œ

Selemani (Guest) on March 11, 2023

๐Ÿ˜‚ I canโ€™t stop laughing!

Mariam (Guest) on March 4, 2023

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ๐Ÿ”‘๐ŸงŠ

Mwachumu (Guest) on March 2, 2023

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. ๐Ÿ›ณ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 26, 2023

Why donโ€™t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyโ€™re so good at it! ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒณ

Jamila (Guest) on February 23, 2023

I don't sweatโ€”I sparkle! โœจ๐Ÿ˜…

Majid (Guest) on February 11, 2023

Thereโ€™s no 'we' in fries. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿšซ

Kassim (Guest) on February 9, 2023

Iโ€™m reading a book on anti-gravity. Itโ€™s impossible to put down! ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ˜†

Nassar (Guest) on January 29, 2023

Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐Ÿ“Œ

George Tenga (Guest) on January 25, 2023

Why donโ€™t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ’‰

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 19, 2023

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ”

Baraka (Guest) on January 16, 2023

I canโ€™t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโ€™s seven years in a row now. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 13, 2023

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ˜†

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 8, 2023

Whatโ€™s a snowmanโ€™s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! โ›„๐Ÿš

Jackson Makori (Guest) on January 4, 2023

๐Ÿ˜† That punchline!

Mwachumu (Guest) on January 2, 2023

๐Ÿ˜ƒ This made me laugh out loud for real!

Shani (Guest) on December 31, 2022

Monday should be optional. ๐Ÿ˜ดโณ

Umi (Guest) on December 30, 2022

๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m sending this to everyone I know!

Ann Awino (Guest) on December 27, 2022

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฌ

Jamal (Guest) on December 25, 2022

Why donโ€™t scientists trust stairs? Theyโ€™re always leading you up to something! ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿชœ

Frank Macha (Guest) on December 25, 2022

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. ๐Ÿ•’โœˆ๏ธ

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 20, 2022

Iโ€™ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿ˜…

Latifa (Guest) on December 15, 2022

I canโ€™t brain today. I has the dumb. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿคฏ

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 13, 2022

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ•

John Lissu (Guest) on November 23, 2022

I could give up chocolate, but Iโ€™m not a quitter. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ’ช

Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 16, 2022

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โ›ณโœ๏ธ

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 14, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโ€™m not so sure. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…

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