Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 24, 2023

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Abdullah (Guest) on October 20, 2023

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Jamila (Guest) on October 10, 2023

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Mwakisu (Guest) on October 5, 2023

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

John Kamande (Guest) on September 22, 2023

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 10, 2023

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on September 1, 2023

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 15, 2023

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 3, 2023

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 20, 2023

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Jackson Makori (Guest) on July 14, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Ahmed (Guest) on July 11, 2023

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 10, 2023

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on July 10, 2023

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Rabia (Guest) on July 10, 2023

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Kahina (Guest) on July 7, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on June 25, 2023

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 16, 2023

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

David Chacha (Guest) on June 13, 2023

😂 This is too funny!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 9, 2023

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 31, 2023

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 30, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 27, 2023

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on May 21, 2023

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Husna (Guest) on May 19, 2023

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Mjaka (Guest) on May 18, 2023

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on May 16, 2023

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Kevin Maina (Guest) on May 14, 2023

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Rashid (Guest) on May 4, 2023

😃 Instant mood boost!

George Tenga (Guest) on April 26, 2023

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Sarah Karani (Guest) on April 10, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 7, 2023

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Jaffar (Guest) on April 6, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Ibrahim (Guest) on April 3, 2023

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 1, 2023

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

John Malisa (Guest) on March 8, 2023

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Hekima (Guest) on March 6, 2023

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 5, 2023

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 25, 2023

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on February 24, 2023

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on February 11, 2023

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Frank Macha (Guest) on February 9, 2023

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Nassar (Guest) on February 8, 2023

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Mariam (Guest) on January 30, 2023

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Zulekha (Guest) on January 28, 2023

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Mtumwa (Guest) on January 28, 2023

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Binti (Guest) on January 26, 2023

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Azima (Guest) on January 23, 2023

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Kijakazi (Guest) on January 18, 2023

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on January 16, 2023

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on January 6, 2023

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 5, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on January 2, 2023

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Nuru (Guest) on December 27, 2022

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Chum (Guest) on December 20, 2022

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Shani (Guest) on December 16, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Mwagonda (Guest) on December 11, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 10, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Maida (Guest) on December 9, 2022

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Sumaya (Guest) on November 22, 2022

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴