Why is the forest so noisy?

Jamal (Guest) on September 21, 2023

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 17, 2023

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 14, 2023

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 10, 2023

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 8, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Chiku (Guest) on September 2, 2023

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on August 25, 2023

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on August 19, 2023

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Tabu (Guest) on August 12, 2023

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Hawa (Guest) on August 7, 2023

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Umi (Guest) on August 1, 2023

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Khamis (Guest) on July 30, 2023

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 26, 2023

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Wande (Guest) on July 20, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 4, 2023

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

David Kawawa (Guest) on July 4, 2023

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Rukia (Guest) on June 30, 2023

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

David Sokoine (Guest) on June 27, 2023

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Mzee (Guest) on June 13, 2023

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Khadija (Guest) on June 4, 2023

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

John Kamande (Guest) on May 20, 2023

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Anna Mchome (Guest) on May 11, 2023

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Diana Mallya (Guest) on May 8, 2023

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Hashim (Guest) on April 24, 2023

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 8, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Joy Wacera (Guest) on April 8, 2023

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 7, 2023

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 6, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Abubakari (Guest) on March 20, 2023

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Baridi (Guest) on March 12, 2023

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Mary Kendi (Guest) on March 1, 2023

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 24, 2023

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 16, 2023

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Mwachumu (Guest) on February 11, 2023

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on February 6, 2023

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 3, 2023

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 31, 2023

😄 Nailed it!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 23, 2023

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on January 19, 2023

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Tabu (Guest) on December 31, 2022

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Victor Malima (Guest) on December 30, 2022

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Majid (Guest) on December 26, 2022

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Paul Kamau (Guest) on December 25, 2022

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Masika (Guest) on December 22, 2022

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Fikiri (Guest) on December 17, 2022

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 2, 2022

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Zakaria (Guest) on November 28, 2022

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Mwajabu (Guest) on November 26, 2022

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Brian Karanja (Guest) on November 24, 2022

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 2, 2022

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on September 24, 2022

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

David Chacha (Guest) on September 19, 2022

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 17, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 16, 2022

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 13, 2022

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 9, 2022

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Jaffar (Guest) on September 5, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Charles Mboje (Guest) on August 26, 2022

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Hashim (Guest) on August 22, 2022

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Biashara (Guest) on August 14, 2022

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬