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Jamal
Guest
Sep 21, 2023
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Sep 17, 2023
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Sep 14, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Sep 8, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Chiku
Guest
Sep 2, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Aug 25, 2023
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Aug 19, 2023
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Tabu
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
🤣 Sharing this right now!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Khamis
Guest
Jul 30, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Jul 26, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Wande
Guest
Jul 20, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jul 4, 2023
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 30, 2023
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jun 27, 2023
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Mzee
Guest
Jun 13, 2023
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 4, 2023
I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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John Kamande
Guest
May 20, 2023
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Anna Mchome
Guest
May 11, 2023
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Diana Mallya
Guest
May 8, 2023
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Hashim
Guest
Apr 24, 2023
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Apr 8, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Apr 8, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Apr 7, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Apr 6, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Abubakari
Guest
Mar 20, 2023
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Baridi
Guest
Mar 12, 2023
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Mar 1, 2023
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷♂️🏗️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Feb 24, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Feb 16, 2023
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Mwachumu
Guest
Feb 11, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Feb 6, 2023
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 3, 2023
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jan 31, 2023
😄 Nailed it!
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Jan 23, 2023
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Betty Kimaro
Guest
Jan 19, 2023
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Tabu
Guest
Dec 31, 2022
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Victor Malima
Guest
Dec 30, 2022
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Majid
Guest
Dec 26, 2022
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Dec 25, 2022
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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Masika
Guest
Dec 22, 2022
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Fikiri
Guest
Dec 17, 2022
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Dec 2, 2022
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Zakaria
Guest
Nov 28, 2022
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Mwajabu
Guest
Nov 26, 2022
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Nov 24, 2022
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Oct 2, 2022
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Sep 24, 2022
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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David Chacha
Guest
Sep 19, 2022
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Sep 17, 2022
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Sep 16, 2022
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Sep 13, 2022
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 9, 2022
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Jaffar
Guest
Sep 5, 2022
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Aug 26, 2022
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Hashim
Guest
Aug 22, 2022
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Biashara
Guest
Aug 14, 2022
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
