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George Wanjala
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Sep 1, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Nchi
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Aug 24, 2023
I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️
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Josephine
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Aug 13, 2023
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Grace Wairimu
Guest
Aug 4, 2023
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Rahim
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jul 29, 2023
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 25, 2023
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jul 13, 2023
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jun 29, 2023
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Jun 25, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jun 24, 2023
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 19, 2023
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
Jun 19, 2023
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Shamsa
Guest
Jun 19, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 18, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jun 16, 2023
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jun 6, 2023
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Yahya
Guest
May 31, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Alice Mrema
Guest
May 27, 2023
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Abubakar
Guest
May 24, 2023
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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John Mushi
Guest
Apr 11, 2023
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Bahati
Guest
Apr 6, 2023
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Mar 23, 2023
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳
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Issa
Guest
Mar 21, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Mar 16, 2023
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 13, 2023
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 13, 2023
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 11, 2023
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Shamim
Guest
Mar 6, 2023
What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍
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Sumaya
Guest
Feb 24, 2023
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Feb 22, 2023
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Anna Malela
Guest
Feb 17, 2023
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Abdullah
Guest
Jan 28, 2023
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Yahya
Guest
Jan 6, 2023
😁 This is gold!
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Frank Macha
Guest
Dec 25, 2022
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Dec 20, 2022
😂 This is a keeper!
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Mwinyi
Guest
Dec 15, 2022
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Dec 14, 2022
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Issa
Guest
Nov 29, 2022
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Mgeni
Guest
Nov 25, 2022
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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David Sokoine
Guest
Nov 15, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Irene Makena
Guest
Nov 10, 2022
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Shamim
Guest
Nov 9, 2022
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Nov 8, 2022
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️♂️😆
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David Ochieng
Guest
Nov 3, 2022
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Maida
Guest
Oct 25, 2022
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 22, 2022
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 21, 2022
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Oct 20, 2022
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Oct 18, 2022
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Oct 15, 2022
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 23, 2022
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Sep 14, 2022
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Aug 29, 2022
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Hekima
Guest
Aug 25, 2022
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Aug 23, 2022
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
