Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Elizabeth Malima
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Sep 16, 2022
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Saidi
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Sep 1, 2022
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Aug 29, 2022
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 15, 2022
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Ramadhan
Guest
Aug 11, 2022
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Aug 10, 2022
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Aug 9, 2022
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Kenneth Murithi
Guest
Aug 5, 2022
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Jul 27, 2022
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Carol Nyakio
Guest
Jul 26, 2022
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 21, 2022
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Amani
Guest
Jul 11, 2022
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 11, 2022
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 7, 2022
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Safiya
Guest
Jun 20, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jun 15, 2022
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Janet Sumari
Guest
Jun 15, 2022
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Zuhura
Guest
Jun 12, 2022
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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John Kamande
Guest
Jun 9, 2022
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Mazrui
Guest
May 19, 2022
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Anna Malela
Guest
May 12, 2022
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Zuhura
Guest
May 11, 2022
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Chris Okello
Guest
May 7, 2022
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
May 1, 2022
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Apr 25, 2022
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Samson Mahiga
Guest
Apr 24, 2022
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Peter Mugendi
Guest
Apr 22, 2022
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
🤣 Pure genius!
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 11, 2022
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Mar 30, 2022
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Amani
Guest
Mar 28, 2022
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁
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David Kawawa
Guest
Mar 26, 2022
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 21, 2022
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Latifa
Guest
Mar 19, 2022
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Mar 19, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Salima
Guest
Mar 18, 2022
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 9, 2022
🤣 This one got me good!
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Nasra
Guest
Mar 5, 2022
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 1, 2022
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Feb 13, 2022
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 9, 2022
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Feb 3, 2022
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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John Lissu
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Habiba
Guest
Jan 29, 2022
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Jan 16, 2022
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jan 14, 2022
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Dec 31, 2021
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Dec 23, 2021
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 3, 2021
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Nov 26, 2021
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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George Wanjala
Guest
Nov 1, 2021
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Shukuru
Guest
Oct 16, 2021
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉
