Ali (Guest) on September 17, 2022

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 16, 2022

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Saidi (Guest) on September 1, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on September 1, 2022

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on August 29, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on August 15, 2022

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 11, 2022

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 10, 2022

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 9, 2022

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on August 5, 2022

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 27, 2022

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 26, 2022

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 21, 2022

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Amani (Guest) on July 11, 2022

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on July 11, 2022

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 7, 2022

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Kiza (Guest) on July 2, 2022

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Safiya (Guest) on June 20, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on June 15, 2022

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Janet Sumari (Guest) on June 15, 2022

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 12, 2022

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Zuhura (Guest) on June 12, 2022

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

John Kamande (Guest) on June 9, 2022

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Mazrui (Guest) on May 19, 2022

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Anna Malela (Guest) on May 12, 2022

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Zuhura (Guest) on May 11, 2022

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Ali (Guest) on May 8, 2022

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Chris Okello (Guest) on May 7, 2022

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on May 1, 2022

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 25, 2022

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on April 24, 2022

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on April 22, 2022

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Janet Wambura (Guest) on April 11, 2022

🤣 Pure genius!

James Malima (Guest) on April 11, 2022

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 30, 2022

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Amani (Guest) on March 28, 2022

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

David Kawawa (Guest) on March 26, 2022

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Mwanahawa (Guest) on March 21, 2022

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Latifa (Guest) on March 19, 2022

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on March 19, 2022

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Salima (Guest) on March 18, 2022

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 9, 2022

🤣 This one got me good!

Nasra (Guest) on March 5, 2022

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on March 1, 2022

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Jane Malecela (Guest) on February 13, 2022

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Zulekha (Guest) on February 9, 2022

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 3, 2022

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

John Lissu (Guest) on January 31, 2022

🤣 This joke is too good!

Habiba (Guest) on January 29, 2022

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 16, 2022

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 14, 2022

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 5, 2022

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on December 31, 2021

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Kevin Maina (Guest) on December 26, 2021

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 23, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Khalifa (Guest) on December 3, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on November 26, 2021

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

George Wanjala (Guest) on November 1, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 24, 2021

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Shukuru (Guest) on October 16, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉