What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on November 25, 2022

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 24, 2022

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Anna Mchome (Guest) on November 23, 2022

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Maida (Guest) on November 20, 2022

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Abdillah (Guest) on November 20, 2022

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on November 19, 2022

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

John Mwangi (Guest) on October 30, 2022

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Maida (Guest) on October 21, 2022

😂 Can't stop laughing!

James Kimani (Guest) on October 19, 2022

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 18, 2022

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Umi (Guest) on October 17, 2022

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 2, 2022

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on September 28, 2022

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Leila (Guest) on September 8, 2022

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Mwakisu (Guest) on September 5, 2022

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

George Tenga (Guest) on August 31, 2022

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Mwanajuma (Guest) on August 29, 2022

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on August 23, 2022

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 7, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 5, 2022

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Furaha (Guest) on August 2, 2022

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Faiza (Guest) on July 31, 2022

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Mchawi (Guest) on July 13, 2022

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

John Mushi (Guest) on July 6, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Husna (Guest) on July 3, 2022

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 23, 2022

😁 This is gold!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 12, 2022

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Abdillah (Guest) on June 3, 2022

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Tambwe (Guest) on June 2, 2022

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Kheri (Guest) on May 24, 2022

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 9, 2022

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Hamida (Guest) on May 8, 2022

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 7, 2022

😄 You got me good!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on May 4, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on April 24, 2022

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Zulekha (Guest) on April 22, 2022

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

David Kawawa (Guest) on April 12, 2022

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 23, 2022

😄 You got me!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on March 10, 2022

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on March 9, 2022

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 2, 2022

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Sultan (Guest) on February 28, 2022

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Shamsa (Guest) on February 23, 2022

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

John Kamande (Guest) on February 20, 2022

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Khalifa (Guest) on February 15, 2022

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 3, 2022

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

George Mallya (Guest) on January 30, 2022

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Tabu (Guest) on January 25, 2022

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Athumani (Guest) on January 15, 2022

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on January 13, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Maida (Guest) on January 4, 2022

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

James Mduma (Guest) on January 3, 2022

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Mzee (Guest) on December 26, 2021

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Mary Kidata (Guest) on December 25, 2021

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on December 24, 2021

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Masika (Guest) on December 19, 2021

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Mwanaidha (Guest) on December 19, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 15, 2021

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Peter Otieno (Guest) on December 7, 2021

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Nassar (Guest) on December 6, 2021

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️