Short Answer: π§ββοΈ Elf-abetics! ππ
Explanation: Elves in school learn the Elf-abetics, which is like the alphabet but specifically designed for mischievous little elves! They have their own unique letters and quirky spelling rules. So, while we learn ABCs, they master their Elf-abetics! πβ¨
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 16, 2022
Why donβt you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because theyβre so good at it! ππ³
Shani (Guest) on August 29, 2022
π Best laugh of the day!
Rose Waithera (Guest) on August 20, 2022
I would lose weight, but I donβt like losing. ποΈββοΈπ
Sumaya (Guest) on August 20, 2022
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. π’π»
Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 13, 2022
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Robert Okello (Guest) on July 31, 2022
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πβοΈ
Halimah (Guest) on July 26, 2022
Wow, this joke is a total winner! π
Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 25, 2022
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. πͺβ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 22, 2022
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. ππ
Mwajabu (Guest) on July 7, 2022
Whatβs Beethovenβs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! πΉπ
Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 26, 2022
What do you call cheese that isnβt yours? Nacho cheese! π§π€£
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 21, 2022
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬ οΈπ‘
Alice Mwikali (Guest) on June 18, 2022
Iβm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. π¦π
Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on June 18, 2022
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 2, 2022
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 29, 2022
I donβt understand why people say hurtful things like 'I donβt even know you.' Weβve been Facebook friends for two years! π±π
Baraka (Guest) on May 17, 2022
π This made me laugh out loud for real!
Diana Mumbua (Guest) on May 8, 2022
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! π°οΈπΎ
Issack (Guest) on May 2, 2022
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Zubeida (Guest) on April 25, 2022
How do you organize a space party? You planet! ππ
Jaffar (Guest) on April 13, 2022
π Still cracking up!
George Tenga (Guest) on March 31, 2022
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 25, 2022
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πΌπ€£
Kahina (Guest) on March 10, 2022
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
George Wanjala (Guest) on March 9, 2022
π Bookmarking this!
Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 8, 2022
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Omari (Guest) on February 17, 2022
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! π§Ήπ
Wande (Guest) on February 13, 2022
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concernβ¦ π§ββοΈβοΈ
Fadhili (Guest) on February 10, 2022
Iβm not bossy, I just have better ideas. π‘π
Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 27, 2022
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 12, 2022
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iβm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. π§Ήπ
Janet Sumari (Guest) on January 8, 2022
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β³βοΈ
John Lissu (Guest) on December 29, 2021
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ππ₯
Omari (Guest) on December 23, 2021
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on December 21, 2021
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ππ¦Ά
Raphael Okoth (Guest) on December 9, 2021
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? ππ€
Joseph Kitine (Guest) on December 8, 2021
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! π¦π
Ann Awino (Guest) on November 28, 2021
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! π§π
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 17, 2021
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. π»ποΈ
Mwinyi (Guest) on November 13, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! π»π
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 7, 2021
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ππ
Robert Okello (Guest) on November 5, 2021
π Totally hilarious!
Sultan (Guest) on October 28, 2021
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! π§ββοΈπ€§
Patrick Kidata (Guest) on October 12, 2021
This is the kind of joke you donβt forget! π
Mzee (Guest) on October 1, 2021
π Too good!
Maulid (Guest) on September 22, 2021
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. π±π΄
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 6, 2021
Life is too short to wear boring socks. π§¦π
Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 5, 2021
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π π
Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 1, 2021
π Instant mood boost!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 1, 2021
Iβm not saying Iβm Batman, but youβve never seen us in the same room together. π¦ΈββοΈπ¦
Rubea (Guest) on August 23, 2021
π I needed that!
Furaha (Guest) on August 11, 2021
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 8, 2021
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
Mwafirika (Guest) on August 1, 2021
Running is great. Unless you faint. πββοΈπ₯΅
Salima (Guest) on July 31, 2021
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
Charles Mrope (Guest) on July 29, 2021
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! π±π±οΈ
Fadhili (Guest) on July 24, 2021
You know youβre getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. ππ₯
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 6, 2021
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
Mary Sokoine (Guest) on July 3, 2021
Iβm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ππ¬
Ann Awino (Guest) on June 28, 2021
Why are spiders great at websites? Because theyβre always catching bugs! π·οΈπ»