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Whatโ€™s a spiderโ€™s favorite thing to do on a computer?

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A spider's favorite thing to do on a computer is... WEB-surfing! ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ„โ€โ™‚๏ธ


Explanation: Spiders are known for creating intricate webs, so it's only natural that their favorite activity on a computer would be web-surfing! It's a pun that combines the spider's affinity for webs with the common term "web-surfing" which refers to browsing the internet. ๐Ÿ•ธ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜„

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Alice Mrema (Guest) on October 15, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ๐Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 8, 2022

Whatโ€™s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ–ค

Sekela (Guest) on October 6, 2022

๐Ÿ˜„ Too good!

Jamal (Guest) on October 2, 2022

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ”‹

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on October 1, 2022

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿคฃ

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 30, 2022

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! ๐Ÿšดโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด

Kazija (Guest) on September 21, 2022

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasnโ€™t tried chocolate. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ˜‚

Chum (Guest) on September 18, 2022

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽต

Abubakar (Guest) on September 16, 2022

Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite letter? You think itโ€™s R, but it be the C! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on September 7, 2022

I love sleep because itโ€™s like a time machine to breakfast. ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿฅž

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 6, 2022

Why donโ€™t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐Ÿฆด๐ŸŽ‰

Omari (Guest) on August 30, 2022

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! ๐Ÿงฑ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Nchi (Guest) on August 27, 2022

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿš—

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 18, 2022

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ•บ

George Tenga (Guest) on August 17, 2022

I think my guardian angel drinks. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿท

Amina (Guest) on August 13, 2022

๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m still laughing, canโ€™t stop!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on August 9, 2022

How do trees access the internet? They log in! ๐ŸŒฒ๐Ÿ’ป

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 1, 2022

๐Ÿ˜… Iโ€™m still chuckling at this!

John Mushi (Guest) on July 28, 2022

๐Ÿคฃ Pure genius!

Rahim (Guest) on July 22, 2022

Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐Ÿ“Œ

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 17, 2022

Wine is to women as duct tape is to menโ€”it fixes everything. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜‚

Sultan (Guest) on July 13, 2022

๐Ÿ˜† Bookmarking this!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 27, 2022

Why donโ€™t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿ‘‚

Grace Mligo (Guest) on June 27, 2022

๐Ÿ˜† That punchline!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 27, 2022

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ 

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 24, 2022

How do you throw a space party? You planet! ๐Ÿช๐ŸŽ‰

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 21, 2022

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค”

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 20, 2022

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donโ€™t work! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ””

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 18, 2022

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿคก

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 13, 2022

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ’ต

Mchawi (Guest) on June 13, 2022

Whatโ€™s a ghostโ€™s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿฅง

Kiza (Guest) on June 11, 2022

I used to think I was indecisive, but now Iโ€™m not too sure. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

Khadija (Guest) on June 11, 2022

Why donโ€™t some fish play piano? Because you canโ€™t tuna fish! ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŽน

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 4, 2022

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Whereโ€™s popcorn? ๐ŸŒฝ๐Ÿฟ

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 20, 2022

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 19, 2022

Iโ€™ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. ๐Ÿš‰๐Ÿ˜…

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 5, 2022

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! ๐Ÿงธ๐Ÿฐ

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 29, 2022

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐Ÿ˜…

Mustafa (Guest) on April 26, 2022

Donโ€™t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ’ค

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 12, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜†

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 23, 2022

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ‘“

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 21, 2022

This joke is going straight to my favorites! ๐Ÿ˜‚

Nyota (Guest) on March 19, 2022

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿฉ

Mzee (Guest) on March 18, 2022

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! ๐Ÿฅ•๐Ÿ˜ก

Chiku (Guest) on March 15, 2022

Whoever said money canโ€™t buy happiness didnโ€™t know where to shop. ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ›๏ธ

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on March 13, 2022

I had my patience tested. Iโ€™m negative. ๐Ÿ˜‚โณ

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 5, 2022

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ’ผ

Paul Kamau (Guest) on February 28, 2022

Iโ€™m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜„

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on February 27, 2022

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐Ÿฆ‰๐ŸŽฉ

Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 22, 2022

Whatโ€™s brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ŸŒฟ๐Ÿ˜‚

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 19, 2022

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’ฌ

Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 15, 2022

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! ๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ‘—

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 30, 2022

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ

Ali (Guest) on January 29, 2022

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ˜‚

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on January 16, 2022

๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m saving this one!

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 11, 2022

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ˜‚

Nyota (Guest) on January 10, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iโ€™m gaining weight. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ“

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on January 4, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŽ‰

Safiya (Guest) on January 1, 2022

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ•

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on December 31, 2021

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ˜ด

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