What did the paper say to encourage the pencil?

Ramadhan (Guest) on December 9, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on December 7, 2021

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Mwanahawa (Guest) on November 18, 2021

😅 I needed that!

George Ndungu (Guest) on November 16, 2021

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

James Kimani (Guest) on November 14, 2021

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Hawa (Guest) on October 30, 2021

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 18, 2021

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on October 17, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Issack (Guest) on October 16, 2021

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Ndoto (Guest) on October 16, 2021

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Issack (Guest) on October 11, 2021

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Jamal (Guest) on October 9, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Khatib (Guest) on October 7, 2021

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 3, 2021

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Jane Muthui (Guest) on September 30, 2021

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Shamim (Guest) on September 29, 2021

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Shukuru (Guest) on September 15, 2021

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mwalimu (Guest) on September 4, 2021

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on September 2, 2021

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 29, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Shukuru (Guest) on August 28, 2021

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Peter Mbise (Guest) on August 22, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 18, 2021

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on August 11, 2021

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 5, 2021

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Anna Malela (Guest) on August 5, 2021

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

David Ochieng (Guest) on July 29, 2021

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Tabu (Guest) on July 25, 2021

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Kahina (Guest) on July 19, 2021

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Neema (Guest) on July 7, 2021

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Shamim (Guest) on July 5, 2021

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Nassar (Guest) on June 20, 2021

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Abdillah (Guest) on June 19, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Tabu (Guest) on June 17, 2021

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Salum (Guest) on June 16, 2021

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Fatuma (Guest) on June 11, 2021

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 10, 2021

😆 That punchline!

Maulid (Guest) on May 31, 2021

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 31, 2021

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Salum (Guest) on May 28, 2021

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Mwagonda (Guest) on May 19, 2021

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Mwinyi (Guest) on May 19, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 14, 2021

😂 This is too funny!

Rahma (Guest) on May 1, 2021

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 26, 2021

😄 You got me!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 23, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Mwalimu (Guest) on April 16, 2021

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Arifa (Guest) on April 1, 2021

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on March 14, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 13, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

David Nyerere (Guest) on March 13, 2021

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Kiza (Guest) on March 8, 2021

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on February 17, 2021

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 14, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on February 13, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Sharifa (Guest) on February 6, 2021

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Nassor (Guest) on February 3, 2021

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on January 31, 2021

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Asha (Guest) on January 17, 2021

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Maulid (Guest) on January 11, 2021

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️