What do you call a shoe made from a banana?

Jabir (Guest) on August 26, 2021

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on August 24, 2021

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 24, 2021

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 23, 2021

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Jane Malecela (Guest) on August 17, 2021

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Bakari (Guest) on August 16, 2021

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Victor Kimario (Guest) on August 14, 2021

😂 I’m saving this one!

George Ndungu (Guest) on August 14, 2021

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Mwachumu (Guest) on August 11, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 6, 2021

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Mohamed (Guest) on August 4, 2021

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 29, 2021

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 18, 2021

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Maimuna (Guest) on July 15, 2021

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 15, 2021

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Shamsa (Guest) on July 15, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 11, 2021

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on July 8, 2021

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on June 22, 2021

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on June 16, 2021

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 12, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 9, 2021

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 8, 2021

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on June 7, 2021

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Yahya (Guest) on June 4, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 31, 2021

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Anna Sumari (Guest) on May 27, 2021

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 7, 2021

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on May 6, 2021

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Faiza (Guest) on May 4, 2021

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Rahma (Guest) on May 2, 2021

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 20, 2021

I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on April 19, 2021

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Mwanais (Guest) on April 7, 2021

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 3, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Ibrahim (Guest) on March 28, 2021

😄 Nailed it!

Sumaya (Guest) on March 26, 2021

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

John Malisa (Guest) on March 24, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Kazija (Guest) on March 17, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on March 11, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 6, 2021

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Rahim (Guest) on February 26, 2021

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 25, 2021

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on February 23, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Sumaya (Guest) on February 17, 2021

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 9, 2021

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Amir (Guest) on February 7, 2021

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on February 6, 2021

😅 I’m still laughing!

Rahma (Guest) on February 5, 2021

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 27, 2021

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Ann Awino (Guest) on January 19, 2021

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

David Sokoine (Guest) on January 11, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Shukuru (Guest) on January 9, 2021

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Mary Mrope (Guest) on January 2, 2021

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Jabir (Guest) on December 28, 2020

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Saidi (Guest) on December 19, 2020

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Baraka (Guest) on December 3, 2020

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Irene Makena (Guest) on November 28, 2020

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 23, 2020

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on November 10, 2020

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪