What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on January 4, 2022

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 29, 2021

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Mjaka (Guest) on December 11, 2021

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on December 11, 2021

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Mwanais (Guest) on December 11, 2021

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 9, 2021

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Mwafirika (Guest) on November 28, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 26, 2021

😂 I’m dying!

Victor Malima (Guest) on November 23, 2021

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 22, 2021

😄 Too good!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 18, 2021

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 17, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 7, 2021

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on October 31, 2021

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Furaha (Guest) on October 27, 2021

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 15, 2021

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 13, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Safiya (Guest) on September 30, 2021

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 29, 2021

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Abubakari (Guest) on September 28, 2021

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Aziza (Guest) on September 23, 2021

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Omar (Guest) on September 22, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on September 20, 2021

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Sultan (Guest) on September 9, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on September 4, 2021

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Rahim (Guest) on September 1, 2021

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on August 26, 2021

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 22, 2021

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

James Malima (Guest) on August 21, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Jabir (Guest) on August 19, 2021

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Sumaya (Guest) on August 17, 2021

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on August 11, 2021

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Neema (Guest) on August 9, 2021

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Francis Njeru (Guest) on August 7, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

John Mushi (Guest) on July 31, 2021

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on July 30, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Zubeida (Guest) on July 19, 2021

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Irene Akoth (Guest) on July 11, 2021

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 8, 2021

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Nasra (Guest) on July 3, 2021

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Zuhura (Guest) on July 1, 2021

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 30, 2021

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Husna (Guest) on June 26, 2021

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Mazrui (Guest) on June 20, 2021

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 28, 2021

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 24, 2021

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 14, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 5, 2021

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Michael Mboya (Guest) on May 2, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 1, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Kijakazi (Guest) on April 25, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on April 20, 2021

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

John Lissu (Guest) on April 18, 2021

🤣 Sending this now!

Nassar (Guest) on April 8, 2021

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on March 30, 2021

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on March 24, 2021

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 20, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 19, 2021

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Kiza (Guest) on March 15, 2021

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on March 14, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂