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Nancy Kawawa
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Jun 30, 2021
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
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Alex Nakitare
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Jun 27, 2021
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Halima
Guest
Jun 25, 2021
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Farida
Guest
Jun 24, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Maida
Guest
Jun 11, 2021
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Jafari
Guest
Jun 10, 2021
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Raphael Okoth
Guest
Jun 8, 2021
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jun 7, 2021
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
May 23, 2021
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Mchawi
Guest
Apr 28, 2021
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Apr 19, 2021
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Apr 17, 2021
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Apr 14, 2021
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Apr 8, 2021
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Hashim
Guest
Mar 18, 2021
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Faiza
Guest
Mar 15, 2021
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Kiza
Guest
Feb 28, 2021
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Feb 20, 2021
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Shabani
Guest
Feb 16, 2021
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Nasra
Guest
Feb 16, 2021
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Issack
Guest
Feb 7, 2021
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Fadhila
Guest
Jan 29, 2021
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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George Mallya
Guest
Jan 24, 2021
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Chum
Guest
Jan 20, 2021
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Mary Sokoine
Guest
Jan 15, 2021
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩💼
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Jan 11, 2021
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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George Mallya
Guest
Jan 10, 2021
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Nov 29, 2020
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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John Lissu
Guest
Nov 28, 2020
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 25, 2020
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Nov 11, 2020
Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 7, 2020
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Shani
Guest
Oct 15, 2020
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Kassim
Guest
Oct 9, 2020
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Oct 6, 2020
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Hassan
Guest
Sep 26, 2020
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Sep 21, 2020
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Kheri
Guest
Sep 19, 2020
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 16, 2020
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Sep 15, 2020
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Sep 12, 2020
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Sep 10, 2020
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Husna
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Sep 3, 2020
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Aug 18, 2020
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 17, 2020
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Aug 7, 2020
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Aug 4, 2020
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Kassim
Guest
Aug 2, 2020
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Jul 29, 2020
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jul 27, 2020
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jul 23, 2020
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jul 16, 2020
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jul 15, 2020
😆 That punchline!
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mwanais
Guest
Jul 9, 2020
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 4, 2020
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mariam
Guest
Jul 3, 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Jul 2, 2020
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
