Why did the pony get detention?

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 17, 2021

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Binti (Guest) on December 15, 2021

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on December 5, 2021

😅 I needed that!

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on December 1, 2021

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 11, 2021

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Mwajabu (Guest) on November 11, 2021

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Zulekha (Guest) on November 3, 2021

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on November 2, 2021

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on October 30, 2021

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

James Malima (Guest) on October 28, 2021

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Mwajabu (Guest) on October 25, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Shani (Guest) on October 23, 2021

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Nasra (Guest) on October 13, 2021

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Chiku (Guest) on October 8, 2021

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Josephine (Guest) on September 27, 2021

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Sofia (Guest) on September 23, 2021

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Kahina (Guest) on September 9, 2021

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 22, 2021

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on August 19, 2021

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on August 17, 2021

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Issa (Guest) on August 12, 2021

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

John Malisa (Guest) on August 12, 2021

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Victor Malima (Guest) on August 3, 2021

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Rukia (Guest) on July 29, 2021

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Josephine (Guest) on July 21, 2021

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

James Mduma (Guest) on July 15, 2021

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Ahmed (Guest) on July 12, 2021

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Fatuma (Guest) on July 7, 2021

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Francis Mrope (Guest) on July 6, 2021

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 3, 2021

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

David Chacha (Guest) on June 25, 2021

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Jamal (Guest) on June 14, 2021

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 10, 2021

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Yusra (Guest) on May 31, 2021

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Azima (Guest) on May 28, 2021

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Mzee (Guest) on May 6, 2021

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Mwachumu (Guest) on May 4, 2021

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mwakisu (Guest) on April 10, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 23, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Fadhila (Guest) on March 21, 2021

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Mwachumu (Guest) on March 6, 2021

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 21, 2021

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 21, 2021

😄 Too good!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on February 16, 2021

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Kijakazi (Guest) on February 13, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on February 13, 2021

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Amina (Guest) on February 10, 2021

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on February 3, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Khadija (Guest) on January 23, 2021

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mustafa (Guest) on January 15, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on January 14, 2021

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 11, 2021

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Shabani (Guest) on January 11, 2021

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Rukia (Guest) on December 27, 2020

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 22, 2020

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Nchi (Guest) on December 21, 2020

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on December 19, 2020

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Omari (Guest) on December 14, 2020

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 6, 2020

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Zawadi (Guest) on December 1, 2020

😅 I’m still cracking up!