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Charles Mboje
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Mar 5, 2022
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Michael Mboya
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Feb 24, 2022
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Jamila
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Feb 16, 2022
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Halima
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Feb 15, 2022
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Stephen Kikwete
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Jan 31, 2022
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Jan 31, 2022
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 30, 2022
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Jan 27, 2022
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Miriam Mchome
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Jan 26, 2022
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Ann Wambui
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Jan 21, 2022
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jan 6, 2022
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅♂️
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Mashaka
Guest
Jan 5, 2022
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Tabu
Guest
Dec 26, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Faiza
Guest
Dec 24, 2021
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Dec 16, 2021
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Grace Minja
Guest
Dec 9, 2021
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Hashim
Guest
Dec 2, 2021
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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David Nyerere
Guest
Dec 1, 2021
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Zainab
Guest
Nov 28, 2021
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Rashid
Guest
Nov 18, 2021
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Nov 16, 2021
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Nov 14, 2021
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Nov 10, 2021
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 1, 2021
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 24, 2021
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Oct 18, 2021
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Peter Mwambui
Guest
Oct 4, 2021
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Aziza
Guest
Sep 25, 2021
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Sep 22, 2021
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 9, 2021
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Daudi
Guest
Aug 21, 2021
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Maida
Guest
Aug 17, 2021
😂 Sharing right away!
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David Kawawa
Guest
Aug 16, 2021
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Aug 11, 2021
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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John Lissu
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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James Mduma
Guest
Aug 1, 2021
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jul 27, 2021
😂 I’m dying!
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Jul 9, 2021
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Jul 2, 2021
😄 Pure comedy gold!
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Jun 30, 2021
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Jun 24, 2021
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 19, 2021
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 5, 2021
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Mwakisu
Guest
May 31, 2021
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Shani
Guest
May 28, 2021
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Raha
Guest
May 22, 2021
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Mariam
Guest
May 21, 2021
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
May 12, 2021
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
May 9, 2021
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
May 8, 2021
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷♂️
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Yahya
Guest
May 5, 2021
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Mwanais
Guest
May 4, 2021
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Susan Wangari
Guest
May 1, 2021
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
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Khatib
Guest
Apr 25, 2021
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Yahya
Guest
Apr 22, 2021
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Tambwe
Guest
Apr 17, 2021
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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George Wanjala
Guest
Apr 13, 2021
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
