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Why is 1+1=3 like your left foot?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: Because they're both totally off the mark! 🤪
Explanation: The statement "1+1=3" is mathematically incorrect just like your left foot trying to be your right foot. They both veer away from the expected and conventional norms, causing hilarity in their own unique ways. So, while your left foot may not be able to fit into a right shoe, the equation 1+1 will never equal 3, no matter how hard we try to convince ourselves otherwise. Let's embrace the joyful absurdity! 🙃
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