Why was the computer cold?

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 8, 2021

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Ibrahim (Guest) on November 7, 2021

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Saidi (Guest) on November 3, 2021

😂 This joke just made my day!

Mohamed (Guest) on October 19, 2021

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on October 18, 2021

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 5, 2021

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on October 2, 2021

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Umi (Guest) on September 30, 2021

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 20, 2021

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 12, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Mary Kendi (Guest) on September 7, 2021

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Bakari (Guest) on September 4, 2021

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 3, 2021

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 1, 2021

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on August 25, 2021

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on August 22, 2021

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Patrick Akech (Guest) on August 6, 2021

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Salum (Guest) on July 30, 2021

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Mariam (Guest) on July 28, 2021

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on July 24, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 21, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on July 20, 2021

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 15, 2021

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on June 23, 2021

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Nchi (Guest) on June 17, 2021

If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️

Mchuma (Guest) on June 5, 2021

😂 This is too funny!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on June 3, 2021

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Rukia (Guest) on June 3, 2021

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on May 30, 2021

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Peter Mbise (Guest) on May 30, 2021

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mary Njeri (Guest) on May 13, 2021

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

David Nyerere (Guest) on May 11, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Rubea (Guest) on May 6, 2021

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on April 29, 2021

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Jane Malecela (Guest) on April 26, 2021

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Bahati (Guest) on April 21, 2021

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Rahma (Guest) on April 12, 2021

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

James Mduma (Guest) on April 10, 2021

😁 Added to my favorites!

Salma (Guest) on April 4, 2021

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 25, 2021

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 8, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on February 25, 2021

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Habiba (Guest) on February 19, 2021

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Jamal (Guest) on February 18, 2021

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Abubakar (Guest) on February 3, 2021

🤣 This joke is too good!

Mwanaidha (Guest) on January 24, 2021

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on January 20, 2021

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Mwajabu (Guest) on January 16, 2021

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Zawadi (Guest) on January 6, 2021

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 2, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 1, 2021

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Amina (Guest) on December 27, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Khalifa (Guest) on November 26, 2020

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 10, 2020

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Ahmed (Guest) on November 10, 2020

😁 This just made my day!

Abdillah (Guest) on November 6, 2020

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Omar (Guest) on November 3, 2020

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Farida (Guest) on October 27, 2020

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 19, 2020

😆 Saving this one!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on October 1, 2020

😄 You got me good!