What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine’s Day?

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 22, 2020

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Mchawi (Guest) on July 3, 2020

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Fatuma (Guest) on June 26, 2020

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Jamal (Guest) on June 24, 2020

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 20, 2020

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Khadija (Guest) on June 13, 2020

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Yusuf (Guest) on June 10, 2020

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on June 7, 2020

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 3, 2020

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Zakia (Guest) on May 13, 2020

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 10, 2020

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on May 9, 2020

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 9, 2020

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Shamsa (Guest) on May 6, 2020

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on May 2, 2020

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Mashaka (Guest) on April 30, 2020

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 29, 2020

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on April 26, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on April 8, 2020

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Rukia (Guest) on March 29, 2020

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 20, 2020

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

John Lissu (Guest) on March 19, 2020

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Masika (Guest) on March 7, 2020

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 21, 2020

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 15, 2020

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on February 14, 2020

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Farida (Guest) on February 10, 2020

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Ramadhan (Guest) on January 17, 2020

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Neema (Guest) on January 16, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on January 15, 2020

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Hamida (Guest) on January 8, 2020

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 29, 2019

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 26, 2019

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on December 18, 2019

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on December 13, 2019

😂 I’m saving this one!

Frank Macha (Guest) on December 9, 2019

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on November 29, 2019

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Fadhila (Guest) on November 12, 2019

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on November 12, 2019

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on November 10, 2019

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Abdillah (Guest) on October 31, 2019

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 20, 2019

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on October 18, 2019

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Majid (Guest) on October 15, 2019

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Robert Okello (Guest) on October 2, 2019

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Rabia (Guest) on September 24, 2019

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

John Lissu (Guest) on September 24, 2019

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 20, 2019

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Zawadi (Guest) on September 18, 2019

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 16, 2019

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Mwagonda (Guest) on September 12, 2019

😁 Added to my favorites!

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on September 10, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on September 4, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Khalifa (Guest) on August 26, 2019

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Baridi (Guest) on August 25, 2019

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Majid (Guest) on August 22, 2019

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 19, 2019

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Rubea (Guest) on August 17, 2019

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Rashid (Guest) on July 30, 2019

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on July 29, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡