What did the mouse say to the other mouse when he tried to steal his cheese?

Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 9, 2020

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 7, 2020

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 23, 2020

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Athumani (Guest) on October 16, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Maida (Guest) on September 30, 2020

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Nashon (Guest) on September 23, 2020

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 21, 2020

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Neema (Guest) on September 7, 2020

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on September 5, 2020

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on September 2, 2020

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

David Nyerere (Guest) on August 13, 2020

😆 That punchline was epic!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 7, 2020

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 3, 2020

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on July 24, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 24, 2020

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Kheri (Guest) on July 24, 2020

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Chiku (Guest) on July 22, 2020

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Abubakari (Guest) on July 21, 2020

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 12, 2020

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 16, 2020

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Samuel Were (Guest) on May 25, 2020

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on May 24, 2020

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on May 12, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Mjaka (Guest) on May 9, 2020

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Khadija (Guest) on May 3, 2020

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Abubakari (Guest) on May 1, 2020

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on April 27, 2020

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on April 12, 2020

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Chum (Guest) on March 31, 2020

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Fikiri (Guest) on March 30, 2020

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Mchawi (Guest) on March 19, 2020

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Yusuf (Guest) on March 5, 2020

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Charles Mboje (Guest) on March 1, 2020

😄 Perfect joke!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on February 28, 2020

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Mzee (Guest) on February 20, 2020

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

George Tenga (Guest) on February 18, 2020

😆 Totally hilarious!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on February 16, 2020

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on February 3, 2020

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 3, 2020

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 29, 2020

🤣 This one’s fire!

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on January 16, 2020

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on January 13, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Daniel Obura (Guest) on December 31, 2019

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on December 19, 2019

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on December 8, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 6, 2019

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 5, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on December 4, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 1, 2019

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽

Leila (Guest) on December 1, 2019

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

George Ndungu (Guest) on November 16, 2019

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Athumani (Guest) on November 5, 2019

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

James Kimani (Guest) on November 3, 2019

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on November 1, 2019

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on October 23, 2019

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 17, 2019

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Ali (Guest) on October 15, 2019

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Fikiri (Guest) on October 13, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 13, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Shamim (Guest) on October 12, 2019

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨